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    The Big Book of War - Twilight 2000 Filedump Site
    Guns don't kill people,apes with guns do.

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    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a scientist. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius Where did they come from And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton

    Stage Two

    Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must reveal to the world your doomsday device, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
    The Big Book of War - Twilight 2000 Filedump Site
    Guns don't kill people,apes with guns do.

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    • #3
      hehehe

      Your objective is simple: World Domination.

      Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

      Stage One

      To begin your plan, you must first expose a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, frightened by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension Where did they come from And why do they look so good in battle armor

      Stage Two

      Next, you must vaporize that opera house in sydney. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

      Stage Three

      Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
      If You're In A Fair Fight, You Didn't Plan It Properly.
      I don't carry a gun in case I get in a gun fight. I carry a gun because I don't want to miss the opportunity to get in a gun fight.

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      • #4
        evil 666

        Evil Plan (tm)!

        Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
        Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
        Stage One

        To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind Where did they come from And why do they look so good in a corporate suit

        Stage Two

        Next, you must contaminate/poison the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

        Stage Three

        Finally, you must covertly move your doomsday device, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

        hehe i will get my credit rating restored... hehe
        "One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop."
        - G. Weilacher

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        • #5
          lol like that will ever happen! Even IF you roll out your doomsday device
          If You're In A Fair Fight, You Didn't Plan It Properly.
          I don't carry a gun in case I get in a gun fight. I carry a gun because I don't want to miss the opportunity to get in a gun fight.

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          • #6
            "fools!I destroy you!!"

            Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

            Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

            Stage One
            To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind Where did they come from And why do they look so good in a corporate suit


            Stage Two
            Next, you must sabotage empire state building. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


            Stage Three
            Finally, you must demonstrate your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

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            • #7
              hahaha

              Originally posted by Rupert Willies
              lol like that will ever happen! Even IF you roll out your doomsday device
              lol!

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