OT - 50 Ways to Kill Major Po

[Cdnwolf]

Harder to kill then Chuck Norris and cockroaches....

How would you get rid of Major Po

Some suggestions included the Nova Bomb from Starship Trooper, a nuke bomb or someones mother-in-laws meatloaf special...

[Legbreaker]

Firstly I think we need a detailed description and history (including medical) of the character in question....
Sledge hammers are all well and good (and a potential contender), but subtlty is key in my book.

[Cdnwolf]

I just realized something... he will be just like those guys in the slasher films - Freddy or Jason... no matter how many times you kill him... there is always another sequel around the corner...

Be afraid... very afraid!!

[pmulcahy11b]

How about a night of particularly bad gas from Sam (one of my dogs)

[pmulcahy11b]

Firstly I think we need a detailed description and history (including medical) of the character in question....
Sledge hammers are all well and good (and a potential contender), but subtlty is key in my book.

Sledge hammers -- yes! In particular, Maxwell's Silver Hammer!

[Cdnwolf]

Sledge hammers -- yes! In particular, Maxwell's Silver Hammer!

Basta .... now I can't get thats stupid song out of my head!

[headquarters]

death race /carchase - RTA

have Po and the nemesis chase eachother in big trucks with cargo of 10 000 l tank of gas on one and 10 000 kg of HE munitions on the other , and shoot at eachother with rpgs while doing 70 miles an hour in traffic.

[copeab]

"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to kill Major Po

Are we going to set this to the tune of Paul Simon's "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"

[pmulcahy11b]

How about worse than death -- give him a permanent demotion to buck private!

[Cdnwolf]

How about worse than death -- give him a permanent demotion to buck private!

Now that is cruel!!

[pmulcahy11b]

Now that is cruel!!

Even worse -- take all his stuff and make him into a Po'boy...OK, that was a bad pun.

[MajorPo]

I don't know....
You work hard trying to save the world, and this is the thanks you get!

Just because some narrow minded, short sighted souls can't understand the long game, can't see the big picture. I mean sure take any one atrocity out of context and yeah I might seem like a monster, but ultimately it's all for the best!

You can't make omelettes without breaking a few eggs

[Cdnwolf]

I don't know....
You work hard trying to save the world, and this is the thanks you get!

Just because some narrow minded, short sighted souls can't understand the long game, can't see the big picture. I mean sure take any one atrocity out of context and yeah I might seem like a monster, but ultimately it's all for the best!

You can't make omelettes without breaking a few eggs

You know deep down we all love you! (Now take a few steps to your left... a few more... just a little bit more... perfect!!)

[General Pain]

I don't know....
You work hard trying to save the world, and this is the thanks you get!

Just because some narrow minded, short sighted souls can't understand the long game, can't see the big picture. I mean sure take any one atrocity out of context and yeah I might seem like a monster, but ultimately it's all for the best!

You can't make omelettes without breaking a few eggs

General Pain suffered the same kind of narrow minded criticism.

[headquarters]

the betrayal-show down at "Firebase" Corral

When faced with the possibility of being held as accomplices to all of Po`s many atrocities ( indeed-they did participate and abet) , his closes cohorts decide to make a deal with the enemy .As long as they recieve immunity that is.Maybe some personal issues have arisen too A spurned loverAn ambitious allySomeone that just feels Po takes them for granted and want to make a point Unpaid Poker debts Po snores to loudly when the staff are on prolonged ops/exercises in the war room Plain old mortal fear for the bad ass psycho he is

Po and anyone else that is demanded extradited/ndisliked is drugged with an incapacitating drug and left in a forward position to be collected by special forces from the other side ,that will spearhead a push into that sector.

It will seem that the incident took place as a random event in the big picture.

By letting Po be captured in combat like this the plotters can have some sort of deniability and maybe retain control over parts of the unit hierarchy under Pos control / perhaps avoid vengance from Po`s loyalists.

The GM should of course let Po wake up -dazed and groggy - in the outpost before the arrival of the SF out to apprehend him , but after the place is completely surrounded .

The plotters all fearful have left some gear behind in their hurry -like the outposts AA gun,ammo for it ,maybe a M2HB and some small arms that are kept in ready racks they overlooked etc .

The monster shootout of the century should then ensue as the SF set up a perimeter and breach the compound with their snatch teams all hot for an arrest .

If they cant make it ,the regular troops in the area should be called in to reinforce the effort.I am thinking company sized attacks.


good times.