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Congrats, Web. I was a bit worried about having a daughter at first but she's awesome I wouldn't trade her for anything. I'm just not looking forward to the teen years...
(she's 3 now)
Have fun!
(she's 3 now)Have fun!
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congratulations
on the good news.
I wish you all the best !Comment
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Congratulations, be warn little girls break your hearts and your walletI will not hide. I will not be deterred nor will I be intimidated from my performing my duty, I am a Canadian Soldier.Comment
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Oh crap, there's another one!
If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
Mors ante pudoremComment
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And don't forget to sit on the porch polishing a shotgun with a hard look on your face when the boys come.I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes
Entirely too much T2K stuff here: www.pmulcahy.comComment
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Thanks, all, for the many well-wishings. Currently, I'm using a blued Mossberg 500, but I'm thinking seriously about going to a stainless steel finish for effect. Also, I'm debating whether the pits outside her window should be filled with punji stakes or a fougas booby trap. I'll repeat what I told Rowen's grandparents: by the time my little girl is of dating age, I intend for her to be proficient in capoeira, jujitsu, and Smith & Wesson.
Webstral“We’re not innovating. We’re selectively imitating.” June Bernstein, Acting President of the University of Arizona in Tucson, November 15, 1998.Comment
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Go for a classic - 10 gauge, black powder, double barrel.
If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
Mors ante pudoremComment
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LOL
Just have a series of pits dug in the backyard...and when the boys show up, lock the ankle monitor on...check the GPS tracking feature in front of them...show them your collection of weapons and knives and make sure they see the Castration for Dummies book on your desk...
The reason that the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis.Comment
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Congats to you amd the Mrs.Originally posted by dragoon500ly View PostLOL
Just have a series of pits dug in the backyard...and when the boys show up, lock the ankle monitor on...check the GPS tracking feature in front of them...show them your collection of weapons and knives and make sure they see the Castration for Dummies book on your desk...
My suggestion (as a dad to two girls and grandpa to two more)
As soon as she turns about 12.....
Lock her in a high castle tower, Make sure the dragon watching over her is HUNGRY....
Oh yes, make sure that you DO show any young men that show up the DUNGEON... A few skelletons just for show
Seriously,
Always take time for the tea parties with the stuffed animals!!!
MikeComment
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I'm planning on adopting a lot of these ideas for my own little girl - she's currently 4. 3 weeks today for the next wee one to arrive - if it all goes to schedule
What everyone is saying about the tea parties is so true! There's something special about sitting round the table and being "Beautiful Princess Daddy"
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.Comment
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Great news! Congratulations to you and the missus, Web!
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And don't let her grow her hair long.Originally posted by mikeo80 View Post
As soon as she turns about 12.....
Lock her in a high castle tower, Make sure the dragon watching over her is HUNGRY....
MikeI'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes
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Originally posted by Webstral View Post
Remember
once he's in the house any you do to him is nice a legal - Police Cheif Clancy Wiggen Springfeild PD
He's a real Cop rightI will not hide. I will not be deterred nor will I be intimidated from my performing my duty, I am a Canadian Soldier.Comment
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Down here, as long as the front gate is closed and you have the property posted as no trespassing.....what happens on the farm, stays on the farm...Originally posted by rcaf_777 View Post
The reason that the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis.Comment
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Wouldn't trade my 3-year old in for the world....but I'm deeply worried, everytime I take her to WalMart....she flirts with every man and women in the store.......when she hits the teens....
I'm so screwed!The reason that the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis.Comment
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