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[dragoon500ly]

Its going to last months I thought it was all over today and let my library books go overdue....

Yup! For the next five months you will hunted down by scores of librarians, all demanding their overdue book fees. Every where you turn....they will be waiting!!!!

[pmulcahy11b]

Yup! For the next five months you will hunted down by scores of librarians, all demanding their overdue book fees. Every where you turn....they will be waiting!!!!

And after the five months...come the ZOMBIE LIBRARIANS!!!

[Webstral]

And after the five months...come the ZOMBIE LIBRARIANS!!!

Do zombie librarians still wear the pencil skirts, hair up, and glasses That would fill me with an intriguing mix of horror and longing.

Webstral

[mikeo80]

Time for another beer

Well, if TEOTWAWKI is going to happen at 18:00 on the West Coast, Will we on the East Coast even notice

If TEOTWAWKI is going to happen at 18:00 on the West Coast, Is that Daylight Savings Time or Standard Time

If TEOTWAWKI is going to happen at 18:00 on the West Coast, can I tell my supervisor to F*** OFF

If TEOTWAWKI is going to happen at 18:00 on the West Coast, I have less than 30 minutes here in North Carolina to get ready. More Beer!

Just my two cents worth!!



I'll talk to you all tomorrow!!!!

Mike

[Abbott Shaull]

And to finish on a rather sad note.

It has been announched that the beginning of the end of the world will commence at 6pm Pacific Standard Time, on May 21, 2011.

According to the Family Network, a fringe Christian broadcst network the Rapture happens tonight and will kick off five months of increasingly severe natural diasters and wars with the end of the world timed for October 2011.



Its always the fringe elements that leave me with a headache!

Uhm like ABC Family

[weswood]

Have you noticed that all the Christian nuts that believe in the Rapture are also certain that they will be Raptured

That's kind of the whole point of being a Christian.

Never occurs to them that maybe God isn't interested in saving their insufferable selves.

I've been a lot of things in my life, but never insufferable.

[Targan]

I've been a lot of things in my life, but never insufferable.

Well there's still time to be, if you try hard enough

[weswood]

Well there's still time to be, if you try hard enough

Hehehehe
Oops, typo. Should have read "I've been called a lot of things in my life...."

[headquarters]

Ragnarok

The problem with Christians is a distinct lack of paitience, every five minutes they expect the end.

We've been waiting for Ragnarok for centuries, it'll come when it comes and utill then i'll eat, drink and be merry.

Interesting difference in religious thinking - in Norse mythology what you do upon the day of Ragnarok ( on the vale) is what counts, not how you prepare your self piously for the day.

Of course - you might not get there as 3 years of war, a 7 year winter and multiple natural disaster will wipe out pretty much everything before the final battle begins - featuring the gods of old, jotuns and whatever else can be pressed into service ( Twilight 1000 ).

In the end everything living will die- AND all the gods - except for a couple of people that will re colonize our planet and start it all over again.

Ragnarok - I think it is one of the more hard core end of days around

[headquarters]

Norman Mailer

That's kind of the whole point of being a Christian.



I've been a lot of things in my life, but never insufferable.

There are no atheists in the fox holes..I mean- a mans faith is his own businiss.

The rapture - well I guess we will find out. A lot of christian factions do not recognize it as part of the curriculum though, the Catholic church and the Lutheran World Federation etc , then again some do.

[weswood]

There are no atheists in the fox holes..I mean- a mans faith is his own businiss.

The rapture - well I guess we will find out. A lot of christian factions do not recognize it as part of the curriculum though, the Catholic church and the Lutheran World Federation etc , then again some do.

I wasn't aware of that. Kind of strange, believing in Christ coming back to Earth is a major part of Christianity to me.

[95th Rifleman]

I wasn't aware of that. Kind of strange, believing in Christ coming back to Earth is a major part of Christianity to me.

Christ coming back is a signature belief in all Christian sects.

The concept of the rapture is mostly American. Essentialy they believe that all of God's chosen will be swept up and transported to Heaven during one, dramatic event. Everyone left is, well, screwed.

The Catholic church subscribes pretty much to events as stated in revelations.

[weswood]

Christ coming back is a signature belief in all Christian sects.

The concept of the rapture is mostly American. Essentialy they believe that all of God's chosen will be swept up and transported to Heaven during one, dramatic event. Everyone left is, well, screwed.

The Catholic church subscribes pretty much to events as stated in revelations.

I have to admit I'm not always as good a Christian as I should be, I haven't quite read Ravelations yet as a whole. Bits n pieces, sure, but I've just started trying to read the whole Bible.

[mikeo80]

[QUOTE=mikeo80;33999]More Beer!
/QUOTE]

Well, it seems that we made it in one piece. Maybe it was that last cold brew that convinced God that maybe Man had invented one thing that was worth saving

My two cents worth

Mike

[Legbreaker]

Wait one! It appears there's another eruption in Iceland which is threatening to black out the skies again as it did last year!
Perhaps this particular nutjob was only out by a day

The end is nigh! Repent your sins!