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  • #1

    Killer Lines

    What's the best killer line you've heard in games, TV, books, or movies, that would apply to T2K

    One I recently heard was on Criminal Minds, when Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), looks at the guy, with an ice-cold look on her face and a voice sounding like she means it, says "Come near my team and I will end you." Not kill you, not hurt you, not arrest you, but "end you." I could see a PC saying that to some enemy troops leader.
    I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes

    Entirely too much T2K stuff here: www.pmulcahy.com
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    Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
    Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
    Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die


    Serenity Movie...
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    Each day I encounter stupid people I keep wondering... is today when I get my first assault charge??

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    • #3
      Smokie: "Go back inside, old man!"
      Walt Kowalski : "Sure, I blow a hole through your face, go back inside and sleep like a baby. We used to stack fucks like you six high in Korea! Used you as sandbags!"

      - From Gran Torino.
      THIS IS MY SIG, HERE IT IS.

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      • #4
        Far too many from Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket...

        Bulls***t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's a** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

        ---

        Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me Well, are you Then quit, you slimy f**** walrus-looking piece of sh**! Get the f*** off of my obstacle! Get the f*** down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!
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        Each day I encounter stupid people I keep wondering... is today when I get my first assault charge??

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        • #5
          Tropic Thunder

          Kurt Lazarus: "I'm a lead farmer, motherf****r"
          Better to reign in hell, than to serve in heaven.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by raketenjagdpanzer View Post
            Smokie: "Go back inside, old man!"
            Walt Kowalski : "Sure, I blow a hole through your face, go back inside and sleep like a baby. We used to stack fucks like you six high in Korea! Used you as sandbags!"

            - From Gran Torino.
            LOL! That was the signature I was using last year, before my current one!
            sigpic "It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli

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            • #7
              "I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley, Aliens.

              I also nominate the line in my sig. For posterity, for when I eventually change my sig, that quote is:

              "Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in." Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway, Heartbreak Ridge.
              sigpic "It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli

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              • #8
                This one's from Pale Rider (since anything related to Clint wasn't on this list enough...)

                "It was him. Him and his men. They shot him. Forever. The bullets kept hitting him. Forever."

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                • #9
                  Mitch Henessey: [singing] Putting the keys in my left pocket. Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Gun in the right-hand side.
                  Samantha Caine: It makes a bulge, people can see.
                  Mitch Henessey: Ya want me to stick it in my pants and shoot my damn dick off
                  Samantha Caine: Now you're a sharpshooter

                  - The Long Kiss Goodnight

                  Not a very realistic nor good movie, truth be told, but that line keeps cracking me up.
                  "Listen to me, nugget, and listen good. Don't go poppin' your head out like that, unless you want it shot off. And if you do get it shot off, make sure you're dead, because if you ain't, guess who's gotta drag your sorry ass off the field? Were short on everything, so the only painkiller I have comes in 9mm doses. Now get the hell out of my foxhole!" - an unknown medic somewhere, 2013.

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                  • #10
                    Lots of great lines in Ridley Scott's first film, The Duellists.
                    Gabriel Feraud: I knew a man who was stabbed to death by a woman; gave him the surprise of his life.
                    Laura: I once knew a woman who was beaten to death by a man. I don't think it surprised *her* at all.
                    or even better:
                    We came here to kill each other. Any ground is suitable for that.
                    I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.

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                    • #11
                      Jack Dante: "I showed him my thing and it killed him."

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                      • #12
                        "Who am I I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me."

                        One of my favorites...
                        Author of "Distant Winds of a Forgotten World" available now as part of the Cannon Publishing Military Sci-Fi / Fantasy Anthology: Spring 2019 (Cannon Publishing Military Anthology Book 1)

                        "Red Star, Burning Streets" by Cavalier Books, 2020

                        https://epochxp.tumblr.com/ - EpochXperience - Contributing Blogger since October 2020. (A Division of SJR Consulting).

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Jason Weiser View Post
                          "Who am I I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me."

                          One of my favorites...
                          Also, from the same lady: "No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow."
                          "Listen to me, nugget, and listen good. Don't go poppin' your head out like that, unless you want it shot off. And if you do get it shot off, make sure you're dead, because if you ain't, guess who's gotta drag your sorry ass off the field? Were short on everything, so the only painkiller I have comes in 9mm doses. Now get the hell out of my foxhole!" - an unknown medic somewhere, 2013.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Medic View Post
                            Also, from the same lady: "No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow."
                            A tad off topic but this was always my all time, fave B5 line:

                            "Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your livesbe somewhere else!"
                            Better to reign in hell, than to serve in heaven.

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                            • #15
                              How about some Aliens

                              Frost: Man, I'm telling you, I got a bad feeling about this drop.
                              Crowe: You always say that, Frost. You always say, "I got a bad feeling about this drop."
                              Frost: Okay, okay. When we get back without you, I'll call your folks.

                              Almost all of the Marines' lines from Aliens were quote-worthy.

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