Another birthday goes by...

[pmulcahy11b]

I've decided I don't want a high-class call girl this year. I've grown fat in my middle age, and I want another go at Basic. And a new ankle, shoulder, and lower back. And a cure for fibromyalgia.

And to convince my paranoid gastroenterologist that just because my biological father died of colon cancer DOES NOT mean I need a colonoscopy every damn time he's a little suspicious!!!!!!!

[weswood]

Happy birthday! If you don't want them, can I have the high class call girls I'm getting fat myself and they say sex burns a lot of chalories. And I don't want to try Basic at this stage in my life.

[Targan]

And to convince my paranoid gastroenterologist that just because my biological father died of colon cancer DOES NOT mean I need a colonoscopy every damn time he's a little suspicious!!!!!!!

Dang. Well everyone needs a hobby right

[Mahatatain]

Congratulations (I think!)

[Ironside]

Many happy returns; but not of the colonoscopy.

[Raellus]

Happy birthday, good sir.

[boogiedowndonovan]

Happy Birthday!

[Webstral]

Happy Birthday!

[Medic]

Happy birthday! Now, if you please bend over that table - this is going to feel a bit uncomf...err...

[Cpl. Kalkwarf]

lol Happy B-day, maybe the Doc is just sweet on ya. :P

[Cdnwolf]

Damnit and Targan was looking forward to being your high price call girl!

I am putting off going to my female doctor because she has a plastic glove with my name on it!

[Snake Eyes]

Happy birthday, Paul.

[Targan]

Damnit and Targan was looking forward to being your high price call girl!

Everybody has a price my friend. It might well be a REALLY high price, but you know it's true.

And oh yeah, (belated) happy birthday Paul!

[Adm.Lee]

Happy birthday.

[pmulcahy11b]

I am putting off going to my female doctor because she has a plastic glove with my name on it!

That reminds me of my intake physical for ROTC. Standing there is a doctor -- a pretty brunette captain about 26 years old, I might add, and when she used the finger, well, BOING! She just smiled and said she'd take it as a compliment, and sent me to the next station.