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  • O.T. Targan misbehaving...AGAIN

    Saw this on my local TV station. To good to pass up.

    Enjoy



    My $0.02

    Mike

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    He'll be fine. They're releasing him into the wild in a day or two they said...
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    • #3
      Targan or the kangaroo
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      Each day I encounter stupid people I keep wondering... is today when I get my first assault charge??

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Cdnwolf View Post
        Targan or the kangaroo
        Dose it matter, I would think the kangroo would smell better
        I will not hide. I will not be deterred nor will I be intimidated from my performing my duty, I am a Canadian Soldier.

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        • #5
          how is targan misbehaving newsworthy.
          on a related note is there a dash ten for care and feeding of a kangaroo assassin
          the best course of action when all is against you is to slow down and think critically about the situation. this way you are not blindly rushing into an ambush and your mind is doing something useful rather than getting you killed.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bobcat View Post
            how is targan misbehaving newsworthy.
            Believe me, when I misbehave it's newsworthy

            Meh, kangaroos probably seem exotic and exciting to people in other parts of the world but they're no big deal here (unles you hit one with your car or one tries to kill your dog). Many of the golf courses in my city have a resident mob of kangaroos living on them.

            As long as there's a bit of bush for them to shelter in at night roos will happily cross the urban-rural interface into the suburbs to feed. They basically fill a similar ecological niche to deer or antelope but they're not as smart. Marsupials in general are pretty stupid.

            On a slight tangent, I feel I should point out that in my profile pic you can only see me from the waist up. I'm an Australian-New Zealand duel citizen so I'm actually a kangaroo-kiwi hybrid .
            sigpic "It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Targan View Post
              Marsupials in general are pretty stupid.

              On a slight tangent, I feel I should point out that in my profile pic you can only see me from the waist up.
              You trying to tell us something
              Limited intellect and hung like a bird...
              If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.

              Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"

              Mors ante pudorem

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Legbreaker View Post
                You trying to tell us something
                Limited intellect and hung like a bird...
                Well, I won't deny that the universe can have a cruel sense of humour. That's why I live my life vicariously through friends like you, Leg
                sigpic "It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Targan View Post
                  (unles you hit one with your car or one tries to kill your dog). .
                  What, do they hunt dogs Never heard of such a thing.
                  Just because I'm on the side of angels doesn't mean I am one.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by weswood View Post
                    What, do they hunt dogs Never heard of such a thing.
                    Not quite hunt, but larger kangaroos (particularly males and especially large male Red Kangaroos) will often defend themselves against dogs rather than flee.

                    Attacks on humans are rare but do occasionally occur. Kangaroos have large, strong claws on their hind feet and in a fight will lean back on their tail and strike with both feet, to devastating effect. Humans and other animals can be disembowled in such attacks. It's this sort of attack that male kangaroos use against each other to establish dominance, but they have extremely tough hide down their chests and abdomens that usually prevents major injury.

                    I've also heard of one case (from a credible source) of a kangaroo being chased by a dog into the water at the edge of a lake and when the dog entered the water the roo trod on the dog's head and held it under the surface until it drowned. The dog's owner had to revive their unfortunate pet after scaring the roo away.
                    sigpic "It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli

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                    • #11
                      I had a brilliant roo dog (German Shepherd) a couple of decades ago - taught himself to attack from the rear and avoid those VICIOUS hind legs. Of course he did have to learn the hard way after being nearly disemboweled when he was young.
                      If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.

                      Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"

                      Mors ante pudorem

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                      • #12
                        Wow, even Australian animals are crazy.
                        Just because I'm on the side of angels doesn't mean I am one.

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                        • #13
                          This is what I'm talking about:



                          sigpic "It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Targan View Post
                            This is what I'm talking about:



                            It's like furry raptors on pogo sticks.
                            Just because I'm on the side of angels doesn't mean I am one.

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                            • #15
                              im thinking go to australia, weaponise the wildlife, and take over the world.
                              (and maybe grab a couple of drinks while im there)
                              the best course of action when all is against you is to slow down and think critically about the situation. this way you are not blindly rushing into an ambush and your mind is doing something useful rather than getting you killed.

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