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[pmulcahy11b]

someone once told me (or maybe it was me)

"To think before you talk, is the same as wiping your ass before you shit"

and once again this probably not directed at anyone......

reminds me of this one....

"When I die I want to go like my grandfather - silent in his sleep. Not like the screaming passengers in his car."

I have to think before I talk -- it's how I cured the speech impediment I had as a kid. I was literally thinking faster than I could talk, but still trying to talk at the same speed as my thoughts.