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    How to make a device that stops alien abductions.


    no offense to my fellow american posters....
    The Big Book of War - Twilight 2000 Filedump Site
    Guns don't kill people,apes with guns do.

  • #2
    Hee. I've been using this as a forum avatar for years:



    You just can't trust those illegal aliens from above the border.

    - C.
    Clayton A. Oliver • Occasional RPG Freelancer Since 1996

    Author of The Pacific Northwest, coauthor of Tara Romaneasca, creator of several other free Twilight: 2000 and Twilight: 2013 resources, and curator of an intermittent gaming blog.

    It rarely takes more than a page to recognize that you're in the presence of someone who can write, but it only takes a sentence to know you're dealing with someone who can't.
    - Josh Olson

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    • #3
      Adults and children all over America, all over Australia, in Canada, the United Kingdom, India, and in the Republic of South Africa are wearing thought screen helmets to stop alien abductions. Many former abudctees have been wearing thought screen helmets successfully since 1999.

      Hey if it helps balance our trade deficit, more power to them.

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      • #4
        It may look goofy ( and be goofy) but none of the abductees have never been reabducted since wearing the helmets So they must work.
        Just because I'm on the side of angels doesn't mean I am one.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by weswood
          It may look goofy ( and be goofy) but none of the abductees have never been reabducted since wearing the helmets So they must work.
          I wonder if being abducted isnt preferable to being known for wearing one of these..

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          • #6
            Originally posted by headquarters
            I wonder if being abducted isnt preferable to being known for wearing one of these..
            I don't know....I have a deathly fear of the anal probe thing.
            Just because I'm on the side of angels doesn't mean I am one.

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            • #7
              I've haven't been abducted once since I started taking psychiatric medication...
              I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes

              Entirely too much T2K stuff here: www.pmulcahy.com

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              • #8
                Originally posted by weswood
                I don't know....I have a deathly fear of the anal probe thing.
                Then you better never get a colonoscopy!

                Actually, the worst part of a colonoscopy is the induced explosive diarrhea the night before.

                It does make you wonder if all ETs are proctologists -- or maybe just perverts.
                I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes

                Entirely too much T2K stuff here: www.pmulcahy.com

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by weswood
                  I don't know....I have a deathly fear of the anal probe thing.
                  I hear they say it hurts only the dusin first times....hehe
                  The Big Book of War - Twilight 2000 Filedump Site
                  Guns don't kill people,apes with guns do.

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                  • #10
                    who eats this



                    The Big Book of War - Twilight 2000 Filedump Site
                    Guns don't kill people,apes with guns do.

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