general chauvinism ;)

[Cdnwolf]

Forget it... the moment she asks you are dead meat!!

[General Pain]

The key to surviving is to say "No," without looking. She will point out that you didn't even look. You then reply that after all your time together you know what she looks like, and no outfit could ever make her look fat. She knows you're full of it, but you've slipped out of the ambush zone by referencing your long and undying love (or by implying that love has so impaired your judgment that there's no point in asking for an objective opinion).

Webstral

...how about ...." Define fat....." or " fat is such a ugly word"

[Webstral]

...how about ...." Define fat....." or " fat is such a ugly word"

You want to switch the conversation away from fat (where you can do nothing but lose) and towards something that is to your credit--thus the reference to the longevity of the relationship. Any conversation that starts with the question "Do I look fat" is rather akin to Dunkirk. You've already lost the fight for France at that point. However, with some redirection you can save the survivors and fight another day.

Webstral

[WallShadow]

There are certain things you can never be right about with women. Like when they ask you, "Do these make me look fat" If you say no, they think you're lying, if you say nothing, they wonder what you're hiding, and for god sakes don't say yes!

If you're feeling lucky, you can always put on your Male Chauvinist Pig imitation and say:
"Yeah, but only in the RIGHT places!" , and drool appropriately while trying to grope her.
You'll either get a roll in the hay or a frying pan across the face.

[JimmyRay73]

If you're feeling lucky, you can always put on your Male Chauvinist Pig imitation and say:
"Yeah, but only in the RIGHT places!" , and drool appropriately while trying to grope her.
You'll either get a roll in the hay or a frying pan across the face.

Well, I suppose that'd probably work better than the one I tried out:

Her: "Do these jeans make me look fat"

Me: "Honey, it ain't the jeans."

Good thing it wasn't the national guard chick or the punch she threw might've hurt...

[General Pain]

Gentlemen....

I wonder if all these fat jokes should be seperated from our only female forum members intro thread...

[kato13]

I wonder if all these fat jokes should be seperated from our only female forum members intro thread...

I think it should move into the General Chauvinism thread.

[pmulcahy11b]

Maybe that should be General Pain's next character -- General Chauvinism!

BTW, is that nephew of General Pain you're playing right now called Private Pain

[General Pain]

Maybe that should be General Pain's next character -- General Chauvinism!

BTW, is that nephew of General Pain you're playing right now called Private Pain

-The adopted son of the hard and unpredictable leader General Rudolph Pain.Tecumseh was found in the ruins fighting other and smaller kids with a stick for some rats they had caught .When the General passing by in his APC saw the bullying demenour and relentless agressiveness of the urchin , he warmed to him and adopted him as a son with legitimacy as an heir.The General was however more affectionate towards other of his biological children ,sparking ruthless ambition in the young boy .He was determined to show his adoptive father his worth or die trying .He excelled in sports,and all military disciplines ,but held a lousy academic record.He was not much loved by his peers at the Takashi Academy of heavenly Enlightenment -the Aristo boarding School /hostage facility where the elites children were held in the days of PacGov . ( 2009-2018). But his exchanges classes in the Praetorian Academia Bellum Magnum were happy days were his brutality and arrogance got him many henchmen -or friends in school as parents in other school systems would say .

Benito Tecumseh is a product of an elitistic system that trained youngsters in disciplines far beyond their years.The sharp divide between the Elite and the commoners has been refined .As such the now big and strong lad can come across a tad arrogant,precocious and mean.

Benito Tecumseh is currently on a mission to rescue his father - believed to be held in the Shandon Bunker complex.He plans to rescue the old man and gain his respect -or if he doesnt get it - kill him in a dirty fight .

from: http://thebigbookofwar.50megs.com/whats_new_2.html

And to the question he is now a 16 year old Leutenant.

[Targan]

Kudos to HQ - it is not lightly that I say that his campaign is even more f**ked up than mine was.

[General Pain]

Kudos to HQ - it is not lightly that I say that his campaign is even more f**ked up than mine was.

He has written down allmost all important details covering the campaign from the start, in his small green book. Future plans would to put the whole thing in a novel of sorts...I would prolly be an co-author hehe...

HQ is currently busy doing national guard duty (heimvernet = home defense) for some days...probably back next week.

[Brother in Arms]

Thot I'd get this thread back were it belongs....to Warrior women's

[Brother in Arms]

heres more i tried to pick the most twilighty pictures.

[pmulcahy11b]

Here's an interesting one -- a female North Korean drill sergeant.

[pmulcahy11b]

And a Twilighty one--