And more of a stand-down day:
335th TFS, Sheppard AFB, TX; 1150 Hours Central War Time:
Guru and Goalie left the CO's office and went to the Ops Office, where they found both Van Loan and Kara. oeDon, Guru nodded. oeAnd Kara.
oeHow'd the interview go, Boss Van Loan asked.
oeActually, it went pretty well, the CO said. oeAnd the two of us probably aren't done yet.
Kara looked at her CO. oeShe wants you again
oeYep, Guru replied. oeShe wants to do a story on the Day One vets-those of us who are still left, and by the way, Don, that includes you.
oeThanks a heap, Major, Van Loan said. oeAnd that means Mark as well.
oeYou got it.
Goalie then turned to Kara. oeAnd she wants to have a go at you, Kara.
oeThanks a bunch! Kara shot back. oeWhat the hell for
oeShe's going to do a story on the women, Goalie said. oeNot just aircrew, but ground people as well. They already talked to Ryan Blanchard.
Kara looked at Goalie, then her CO. oeThey ask about that R&R story I mean.....Ryan chasing down a Cuban wearing only an M-16 and combat boots
Guru grinned. oeThat one. And yeah, she confirmed it. Not to mention that Goalie and I were there.
oeSo, we all have to play the gracious host, then, Kara nodded. By her tone, it wasn't a question.
oeThat we do, Guru said. oeNow, to business. Any word on a contingency ATO
Van Loan shook his head. oeNegative, Boss. Not with this weather. And before you ask, no weather update yet.
oeFair enough, said the CO . oeAny word from Kev O'Donnell
oeNot yet.
oeOkay....Frank come in yet His element's sitting Zulu Alert in five minutes.
oeNot yet, Van Loan said. Just after he said that, Major Frank Carson came into Ops to sign in for his alert stint.
oeMajor, Carson said, being barely polite. oeCaptain, He said to Van Loan. oeIm here to sign in.
Van Loan handed him a clipboard. oeHere's the form, and just so you know, the weather's still bad, and chances are, that siren won't sound.
oeJust be ready if it does, Guru said. oeGot it
oeYes......sir. Carson replied, not trying to hide his contempt for the CO.
oeFrank, just don't be rank. And be prepared for two hours of boredom. Get a book or a few magazines, or a Walkman. Take a nap, write a letter home, whatever. Otherwise, it's two hours of twiddling your thumbs.
oeYes...sir, Carson said. oeSir, what's this about giving Captain Collins something that I should be doing
oeHe's doing a special project for me. Anything else
oeNo...sir.
oeGood. Then enjoy your Zulu stint.
Carson turned, but a temptation got the better of him. oeI see you have the two sluts with you.
oeCareful, Frank.... Goalie said, her words as cold as ice. oeI'd keep my mouth shut, because either Kara or I can pick up that phone on Ops' desk and call JAG.
oeThere'd be a sexual harassment charge coming from either one of us, added Kara.
Carson gave out an exasperated oeUghh, then turned to the CO . oeIs that all, sir
oeJust this, Guru opened his flight suit pocket and took out a folded letter. oeI'd check the last two paragraphs. It was the note from Sundown Cunningham.
Carson took the paper, scanned it, then looked at the CO. oeHe can't be serious.
oeHe is, Guru said. oeAnd when the Vice-Chief of Staff says the squadron's in good hands That counts more than your overinflated opinion. Anything else
oeNo...sir.
oeGood. Now beat it, and enjoy the next two hours.
Carson shook his head, then left the Ops Office in a fit of the sulks, slamming the door behind him.
oeThat is not a happy person, Boss. Van Loan observed.
oeYeah, well....his problem, said Guru. oeHave lunch yet
oeIn a few, Boss, the Ops Officer said.
oeKara
oeMy desk's clear, Kara grinned. oeSure, I could use some lunch.
oeGood. Don Before you go, remind folks that if they haven't yet Find some time to spend in the Fitness Center, the CO told the Ops Officer.
oeWill do, Van Loan replied.
oeOkay, let's go.
After lunch, and a run-in with Doc, who reminded all of them to spend some time getting in shape, they went back to the squadron offices. Guru went to his, and found Kerry Collins waiting for him. oeKerry,
oeBoss, Collins said. oeGot some news for you. And I know you won't like it.
oeCome on into the office, Guru said. oeAnd close the door. The CO went in, and Collins followed, closing the door behind him. Guru went to his desk and nodded. oeOkay, Kerry. Lay it on me.
oeHalf of our Sparrows are near, at, or past their shelf life.
The CO's face got red, then he slammed a fist on his desk. oeDamn it! He looked at Collins. oeYou're sure about this
oeDouble-checked all of 'em, Boss, Collins said. oeAnd even with this, it'll be a few days, at least, before we get any Fs.
oeLovely, the CO growled. oeI'd like to meet the genius who thought that strike Phantoms didn't need Fs. And kick his ass six ways from Sunday.
oeYou'd probably have to get in line for that, Boss, Collins pointed out.
oeAnd watch me find a way to cut to the front of the line, Guru said. oeI don't care who I have to trample, mutilate, go through, over, on top, or underneath to find this asshole.
oeTo be wished for, Boss, said Collins. oeSo, what now
Guru thought for a minute. oeWe can't pull the bad ones, right He saw Collins nod, then continued. oeOkay, mix the bad with the good if at all possible. It's better than going out with one, or worse, none at all. Unless you've got a better idea.
oeCan't think of anything, Major. I know the missile maintenance guys aren't cutting any corners.
oeThey working on the bad ones now
oeAs we speak, Boss, Collins replied.
oeOkay, tell 'em to do their best. And like I said earlier: don't make any promises you can't keep, the CO said. And Collins could tell by the tone of his voice that the CO was serious. oeI'll talk to General Olds either this afternoon or tonight, and see if he can't get the ball rolling on getting us some AIM-7Fs.
oeAnd we can forget about Ms, because F-14s and F-15s also have priority on those, and AIM-120 Dream on.
oeYou've got that right. That's at least a year away, and when it does come out F-15s and F-16s get them first before anyone else. That's the scuttlebutt, anyway, sighed Guru.
oeWe don't have the radars, anyway. That takes APG-63 or better: F-15, F-16, F/A-18, F-20, or F-14, Boss.
Guru nodded. 'Unfortunately. Then there was a knock at the door. oeCome on in and show yourself!
The door opened, and General Olds came in with his aide. oeMajor, he said. oeAnd Captain.
Both the CO and Collins drew themselves to something resembling attention. oeGeneral, Guru said. oeSomething I can do for you, sir
oeJust decided to get ready for the interview, Olds said. oeIt'll be here, that Marine PAO said. You don't have an Air Force one
oeNo, sir, Major Wiser said. oeWe had one, but he was killed on Day Three of PRAIRIE FIRE, and the Air Force hasn't seen fit to send us anyone qualified to take his place. Namely, a pilot with some PAO training or experience. And sir, before you ask, my Chief Sergeant has been trying to find us one. He knows people in Officer Detailing.
Olds nodded. oePeople like that find what they're looking for, sooner or later, Major. And who's the Captain here He nodded at Collins.
oeSir, Captain Kerry Collins. I'm the Assistant Ordnance Officer. And sir, it's an honor to meet you.
oeI've had more people say that yesterday and today than I probably ever have, Olds observed. oeAssistant Ordnance Officer, hm This have something to do what that issue we discussed earlier, Major
The CO nodded. oeYes, sir. Kerry, you tell the General what you told me just a few minutes ago.
oeMajor, Collins said, then he spoke for five minutes. oeAnd that's that, sir, he said when finished.
The CO and Collins looked at the General, who had a scowl on his face. oeI've heard similar complaints from the ex-IIAF guys at Amarillo, same thing from Reese and Cannon, as well. So...how do you plan to deal with it
oeSir, best we can do, Collins said, 'is this: My missile guys are going over the bad ones, seeing what they can replace, but that's only an interim solution. Bottom line, sir, is we need AIM-7F.
oeThat's what I've been told elsewhere, and this just reinforces that. I'll talk to General Tanner this afternoon or evening, and see if we can't light a fire under someone's ass and get you people some decent BVR weapons.
Guru nodded. oeThank you, sir. And my....scroungers
oeHold off on that, Major. Like I said, let's see if Tenth Air Force can't get things moving. If not....we'll tell you to turn your guys loose.
oeYes, sir, Major Wiser said. oeSir, if you don't mind my saying, I'd like to find whoever decided strike Phantoms didn't need AIM-7F and kick his ass over the moon.
Hearing that, General Olds let out a laugh. oeMajor, you are not the only squadron CO to say something like that. Got an earful of that on my previous stops. That's a mighty long line you're talking about. And Major If General Tanner can't get things going, I do know someone who can.
Both 335th officers looked at each other, then the CO asked, oeSir, you don't mean Sundown Cunningham
oeThat's exactly who I mean, Major. He's a former subordinate, and we've kept in touch. One way or another, Major, this will be sorted out. And somebody's balls will get crunched.
Guru and Collins looked at each other again. General Cunningham's reputation throughout the Air Force was well known, and as far as they were concerned, richly deserved. oeHe will do that, sir, though I'd rather see whoever is responsible shoveling snow.
Olds laughed again. oeMajor, I'd like to see that myself. But....we'll settle for somebody getting a job more suited to their talents, won't we. And speaking of which, another old hand got called up for this one: Chuck Yeager's back at Edwards. He's in charge of the F-20 program. Don't be surprised if he brings a couple of Tigersharks out here in a month or two.
oeIf you say so, sir, Guru replied. He looked out the office window to the main office,and saw the reporter and camera crew coming. oeGeneral, our friends from the Fourth Estate are here. Looks like I'll have to make myself scarce.
Olds and his aide looked out the window. oeLooks like you will, Major. How much warning did you get
oeTwo minutes, sir. If that. And sir Good luck with Ms. Wendt.
oeThanks Major. Guess I'll see you later. And Captain Keep up the good work.
oeYes, sir! Collins said.
oeGeneral, Guru nodded, then both he and Collins left the office. They immediately ran into Ms.Wendt. oeHe's all yours, Ms. Wendt.
oeThank you, Major, Wendt said. oeMy second General, and a for-real hero in two wars.
oeKeep this in mind, though, Guru said. oeHe's the only pilot I know of who has piston-engined fighters and supersonic jets in his kill sheet. He killed Me-109s and Fw-190s over Europe, and MiG-17s and MiG-21s over North Vietnam. Nobody else can claim that.
The reporter nodded. 'I'll keep that in mind.
oeAnd when we say he's an Air Force legend He is. So, good luck with the General.
oeThank you again, Major, Ms. Wendt said, then she and her crew went into the CO's office.
Guru then turned to Collins. oeKerry, get back to your missile techs. I don't care how you do it, but I want each bird to have two Sparrows for the morning.
oeWe'll get it done, Major, Collins said. oeYou can take it to the bank.
oeSaid it before, but I'll repeat it. Don't make any promises you can't keep, Guru reminded him.
Collins looked at his CO. oeWe'll have 'em for you, Boss.
oeDon't waste any more time talking to me, Kerry. Just get it done.
oeOn my way. Collins then left for the ordnance shop.
Goalie then came over to the CO. oeLooks like the General's doing his interview.
oeHe is, Guru said. oeI'm headed for a workout. You coming
oeShortly, Goalie said.
oeOkay, if anyone needs the CO, tell'em he's working up a sweat.
oeWill do.
Guru nodded. oeSee you over there.
A few minutes later, Guru was in the Fitness Tent. When he got there, he noticed one of Doc Water's medics with a clipboard. oeChecking off names
The sergeant nodded. oeYes, sir. Doc's orders. And he specifically said to keep an eye out for you, the Exec, Ops, and a few others.
oeAll right. The CO shrugged, then headed for a treadmill to get in his four miles. He had just done a mile and a half when Kara and Goalie came in, and sure enough, there were a few eyes watching the both of them in their sports bras. An icy stare from Kara made the starers find something else to look at, and the CO smiled. Then the Exec came in, and got on the treadmill next to him. oeMark.
oeBoss, the Exec said as he got started. oeKerry filled me in.
oeGood. Now you know what's up with our Sparrows.
oeAnd you want to kick someone's ass-literally, the Exec smiled. oeMind if I get in line behind you
oeLots in front, and Sundown Cunningham is probably at the head of it, the CO pointed out.
oeYeah. And what'd Frank say about this
oeHe wasn't happy about being bypassed, but I told him Kerry was doing this on my orders, and if he didn't like it, well, that's his problem. Among many.
Ellis nodded as they kept running, and both Kara and Goalie came to get in their runs. Again, a few stopped to watch Kara and Goalie run, but they paid no attention this time. oeYou probably saw a lot of Goalie last night.
oeYou saw us Guru asked.
oeYou two going off to your tent an hour before last call Don't need to be an intel officer to know what you two did when you got there. Same thing with Don and Sweaty.
oeSeeing anyone
oeNot here, but on R&R I've got an old college friend. She's a C-130 driver, and flew quite a bit into Denver. If she ever comes by, she's got some stories about flying into Stapeleton or Lowry that'll make your hair stand on end.
oeGoalie flew into Denver when the siege got going, Guru recalled as he hit the two-mile mark. oeShe's got a few....flying into Stapleton or one of the other airports. At night, especially. Try doing it in a snowstorm when they're shooting at you. You name it, it flew into there. C-5s and -141s, rarely, but others If it could fly cargo in and people out It was there.
oeWouldn't be surprised if there were C-47s, Ellis joked.
Goalie overheard that. oeThere were. Don't ask me where they came from, but there were a few. Not warbirds,I can tell you that. Going in by the seat of their pants, no EW gear or radar warning receiver, basic nav aids, and they got in and out. They had guts, and I mean a lot of guts.
Guru nodded. oeThat'll be an interesting book,some day.
oeIt will, Goalie admitted.
Guru went on and finished his four miles. After he got off the treadmill, he went over to Kara. oeAny potential victims
oeA few, she replied. oeWord's gotten around, I bet.
oeNo bets, the CO said. oeThey value their unbroken noses and intact wallets.
Kara let out an evil-looking grin. 'They do.
The CO smiled at that, then went on to finish his workout. As he went to take a shower, he noticed the rain had let up, and the sky off to the west was lightening up. That meant the weather would soon be clearing, and that also meant that it was back in the saddle come morning. After his shower, he then went back to the squadron office, and found his maintenance officer, Capt. Kevin O'Donnell. oeKev,
oeMajor, O'Donnell said. oeGot some good news for you.
Major Wiser looked at him. oeLay it on me, Kev.
oeMaintenance report. Twenty birds, full mission-capable, the maintenance officer handed the CO the paper. oeAll ready for the morning.
oeGood work, the CO said. oePass that on to your people. Maybe we'll get a two-day next time due to weather, and your people can sleep in.
O'Donnell nodded. oeWe'll sleep in when this war's over.
Then one of the Ops NCOs came over. oeMajor This just came in. The female Staff Sergeant handed the CO a paper.
oeThank you, Guru said, then he scanned the paper. oeWeather update. Rain turning to showers, with a 50% chance of VFR conditions after 1900, 100% chance of VFR after midnight.
oeLooks like we're flying tomorrow, the maintenance officer observed.
Major Wiser nodded. oeThat we are. Twenty birds, locked and cocked, thanks to you and your people.
oeYou fly 'em, we'll fix 'em, Major.
oeThat we do, said Guru. oeThanks, Kev.
O' Donnell nodded, then went back to the maintenance office. The CO went on to his office,and found the interview had been over for a while, for neither General Olds, nor the news crew, were there. The Major checked his IN box, and found a couple of small things there, but nothing that really required his attention. He took care of the papers, then went to his office window. He heard the roar of engines, and saw a C-141B coming in for a landing. The CO left his office and found Sweaty outside. She worked for Van Loan when not flying, just as Kara did. oeSweaty Get your workout in
She nodded. oeThis morning, Boss.
oeGood. Then you can do something for me. Get on out to that C-141 and see if there's anything or anyone on it for us.
oeOn my way, She went out the door and headed for the transit ramp.
Mark Ellis then came over to the CO with a clipboard in hand. oeBoss.
oeMark, what have you got Guru asked.
oeJust the usual end-of-day admin stuff, the Exec replied. oeKev O'Donnell says we'll have twenty birds for the morning.
Guru nodded. oeTold me the same thing not long ago. What else
oeStatus report for MAG-11, and the same thing we send off to Tenth Air Force.
The CO nodded as he signed the forms. oeOkay, anything else that I need to know
oeRoss asked if you have any special 'scrounging' requests, Ellis told Guru.
oeNothing right now, but he may get a really special one in a few days. See if he knows where we can find some AIM-7Fs. But hold off on the actual, uh, acquisition for now.
oeYou sure The Exec asked. oeThat's munitions we're talking about.
oeKerry Collins told me a bunch of our AIM-7s are at, near, or past, their shelf life. We need BVR missiles that work. Well, most of the time.
oeGotcha, Ellis nodded. oeI'll let him know.
Guru looked at his Exec. oeGeneral Olds will talk about this with General Tanner, and see if they can't get things going on that end. But if they can't....
oeUnderstood.
oeHave you found a new Night-shift SDO
oeFridge, replied the Exec. oeHe doesn't have a pilot yet, and so...
oeOkay, Guru said. oeWe all did this at one point as Lieutenants.
Ellis nodded. oeThat we did, Boss.
oeThat it
oeIt is for now,
The CO looked at the wall clock, then his Exec. oeTwenty minutes until we're off the clock. See you in the Club.
oeI'll be there, said Ellis, then he headed back to his office. He was flipping through a week-old copy of Air Force Times when there was another knock on the door. oeCome on in and show yourself!
Sweaty came in, followed by Goalie. oeNothing on the -141 for us. Everything was either for the Marines or for the air base group that runs this base. A bunch of people did come off, though. EOD.
oeWhat are they doing here Goalie asked.
Guru looked at his GIB. oeThe big reason we're not using the base gym Half of the buildings on this base aren't usable due to booby traps, and that's one of them. He turned to Sweaty. oeThese people bringing dogs
Sweaty nodded. oeThey did. Half a dozen bomb-sniffing dogs and a whole bunch of equipment.
oeOkay, tell the Exec, and pass the word to stay out of their way, and if they come here We do exactly what they tell us. Period.
oeOn my way, Sweaty said. She went out the door to find the Exec.
Goalie shook her head. oeWhat kind of nut makes a career of sweet-talking explosives
oeSomebody with more guts than everyone in this squadron put together, Guru told her. oeThe tent city's been swept, but don't be surprised if they go over it again with the dogs.
oeAnd the rest of the base
Guru had a grim smile. oeRemember what that Seabee officer said when we got here 'The Cubans must've learned how to set booby traps from the North Vietnamese.' Russians flew out of here, but when they left, the Cubans came in to try and make a stand.
oeAnd they had time enough to set plenty, Goalie observed.
oeThey did, Guru acknowledged. He looked at the clock on his office wall. 1650. oeTen minutes and we're off the clock. He thought for a minute. oeI just thought of something. Let's find Mark, then we're off the clock.
The two left the office, and as they did, they found the Exec and Sweaty talking. oeBoss, Ellis said. oeSweaty filled me in on the EOD guys. They didn't waste any time getting to work. They're checking the tent city right now.
oeOkay, the CO said. oeIf they come here....
oeThey called. Fifteen minutes' advance notice. The sweep should take about an hour.
oeFair enough, the Major said. oeOne more thing: you did tell Fridge he's night-shift SDO
oeI did, Boss, Ellis replied.
oeGood. Find Saber and tell him he has it tomorrow night. He and Fridge alternate. Saber is Hacksaw's GIB and since Hacksaw is day-shift SDO....
oeAnd we don't have a pilot for Fridge, Ellis nodded. oeI'll let him know.
The CO nodded approval. oe1701: we're off the clock. Time to hit the Club. Only difference from last night
oeEverybody's under Twelve-Hour, Goalie said.
oeThat we are.
335th TFS, Sheppard AFB, TX; 1150 Hours Central War Time:
Guru and Goalie left the CO's office and went to the Ops Office, where they found both Van Loan and Kara. oeDon, Guru nodded. oeAnd Kara.
oeHow'd the interview go, Boss Van Loan asked.
oeActually, it went pretty well, the CO said. oeAnd the two of us probably aren't done yet.
Kara looked at her CO. oeShe wants you again
oeYep, Guru replied. oeShe wants to do a story on the Day One vets-those of us who are still left, and by the way, Don, that includes you.
oeThanks a heap, Major, Van Loan said. oeAnd that means Mark as well.
oeYou got it.
Goalie then turned to Kara. oeAnd she wants to have a go at you, Kara.
oeThanks a bunch! Kara shot back. oeWhat the hell for
oeShe's going to do a story on the women, Goalie said. oeNot just aircrew, but ground people as well. They already talked to Ryan Blanchard.
Kara looked at Goalie, then her CO. oeThey ask about that R&R story I mean.....Ryan chasing down a Cuban wearing only an M-16 and combat boots
Guru grinned. oeThat one. And yeah, she confirmed it. Not to mention that Goalie and I were there.
oeSo, we all have to play the gracious host, then, Kara nodded. By her tone, it wasn't a question.
oeThat we do, Guru said. oeNow, to business. Any word on a contingency ATO
Van Loan shook his head. oeNegative, Boss. Not with this weather. And before you ask, no weather update yet.
oeFair enough, said the CO . oeAny word from Kev O'Donnell
oeNot yet.
oeOkay....Frank come in yet His element's sitting Zulu Alert in five minutes.
oeNot yet, Van Loan said. Just after he said that, Major Frank Carson came into Ops to sign in for his alert stint.
oeMajor, Carson said, being barely polite. oeCaptain, He said to Van Loan. oeIm here to sign in.
Van Loan handed him a clipboard. oeHere's the form, and just so you know, the weather's still bad, and chances are, that siren won't sound.
oeJust be ready if it does, Guru said. oeGot it
oeYes......sir. Carson replied, not trying to hide his contempt for the CO.
oeFrank, just don't be rank. And be prepared for two hours of boredom. Get a book or a few magazines, or a Walkman. Take a nap, write a letter home, whatever. Otherwise, it's two hours of twiddling your thumbs.
oeYes...sir, Carson said. oeSir, what's this about giving Captain Collins something that I should be doing
oeHe's doing a special project for me. Anything else
oeNo...sir.
oeGood. Then enjoy your Zulu stint.
Carson turned, but a temptation got the better of him. oeI see you have the two sluts with you.
oeCareful, Frank.... Goalie said, her words as cold as ice. oeI'd keep my mouth shut, because either Kara or I can pick up that phone on Ops' desk and call JAG.
oeThere'd be a sexual harassment charge coming from either one of us, added Kara.
Carson gave out an exasperated oeUghh, then turned to the CO . oeIs that all, sir
oeJust this, Guru opened his flight suit pocket and took out a folded letter. oeI'd check the last two paragraphs. It was the note from Sundown Cunningham.
Carson took the paper, scanned it, then looked at the CO. oeHe can't be serious.
oeHe is, Guru said. oeAnd when the Vice-Chief of Staff says the squadron's in good hands That counts more than your overinflated opinion. Anything else
oeNo...sir.
oeGood. Now beat it, and enjoy the next two hours.
Carson shook his head, then left the Ops Office in a fit of the sulks, slamming the door behind him.
oeThat is not a happy person, Boss. Van Loan observed.
oeYeah, well....his problem, said Guru. oeHave lunch yet
oeIn a few, Boss, the Ops Officer said.
oeKara
oeMy desk's clear, Kara grinned. oeSure, I could use some lunch.
oeGood. Don Before you go, remind folks that if they haven't yet Find some time to spend in the Fitness Center, the CO told the Ops Officer.
oeWill do, Van Loan replied.
oeOkay, let's go.
After lunch, and a run-in with Doc, who reminded all of them to spend some time getting in shape, they went back to the squadron offices. Guru went to his, and found Kerry Collins waiting for him. oeKerry,
oeBoss, Collins said. oeGot some news for you. And I know you won't like it.
oeCome on into the office, Guru said. oeAnd close the door. The CO went in, and Collins followed, closing the door behind him. Guru went to his desk and nodded. oeOkay, Kerry. Lay it on me.
oeHalf of our Sparrows are near, at, or past their shelf life.
The CO's face got red, then he slammed a fist on his desk. oeDamn it! He looked at Collins. oeYou're sure about this
oeDouble-checked all of 'em, Boss, Collins said. oeAnd even with this, it'll be a few days, at least, before we get any Fs.
oeLovely, the CO growled. oeI'd like to meet the genius who thought that strike Phantoms didn't need Fs. And kick his ass six ways from Sunday.
oeYou'd probably have to get in line for that, Boss, Collins pointed out.
oeAnd watch me find a way to cut to the front of the line, Guru said. oeI don't care who I have to trample, mutilate, go through, over, on top, or underneath to find this asshole.
oeTo be wished for, Boss, said Collins. oeSo, what now
Guru thought for a minute. oeWe can't pull the bad ones, right He saw Collins nod, then continued. oeOkay, mix the bad with the good if at all possible. It's better than going out with one, or worse, none at all. Unless you've got a better idea.
oeCan't think of anything, Major. I know the missile maintenance guys aren't cutting any corners.
oeThey working on the bad ones now
oeAs we speak, Boss, Collins replied.
oeOkay, tell 'em to do their best. And like I said earlier: don't make any promises you can't keep, the CO said. And Collins could tell by the tone of his voice that the CO was serious. oeI'll talk to General Olds either this afternoon or tonight, and see if he can't get the ball rolling on getting us some AIM-7Fs.
oeAnd we can forget about Ms, because F-14s and F-15s also have priority on those, and AIM-120 Dream on.
oeYou've got that right. That's at least a year away, and when it does come out F-15s and F-16s get them first before anyone else. That's the scuttlebutt, anyway, sighed Guru.
oeWe don't have the radars, anyway. That takes APG-63 or better: F-15, F-16, F/A-18, F-20, or F-14, Boss.
Guru nodded. 'Unfortunately. Then there was a knock at the door. oeCome on in and show yourself!
The door opened, and General Olds came in with his aide. oeMajor, he said. oeAnd Captain.
Both the CO and Collins drew themselves to something resembling attention. oeGeneral, Guru said. oeSomething I can do for you, sir
oeJust decided to get ready for the interview, Olds said. oeIt'll be here, that Marine PAO said. You don't have an Air Force one
oeNo, sir, Major Wiser said. oeWe had one, but he was killed on Day Three of PRAIRIE FIRE, and the Air Force hasn't seen fit to send us anyone qualified to take his place. Namely, a pilot with some PAO training or experience. And sir, before you ask, my Chief Sergeant has been trying to find us one. He knows people in Officer Detailing.
Olds nodded. oePeople like that find what they're looking for, sooner or later, Major. And who's the Captain here He nodded at Collins.
oeSir, Captain Kerry Collins. I'm the Assistant Ordnance Officer. And sir, it's an honor to meet you.
oeI've had more people say that yesterday and today than I probably ever have, Olds observed. oeAssistant Ordnance Officer, hm This have something to do what that issue we discussed earlier, Major
The CO nodded. oeYes, sir. Kerry, you tell the General what you told me just a few minutes ago.
oeMajor, Collins said, then he spoke for five minutes. oeAnd that's that, sir, he said when finished.
The CO and Collins looked at the General, who had a scowl on his face. oeI've heard similar complaints from the ex-IIAF guys at Amarillo, same thing from Reese and Cannon, as well. So...how do you plan to deal with it
oeSir, best we can do, Collins said, 'is this: My missile guys are going over the bad ones, seeing what they can replace, but that's only an interim solution. Bottom line, sir, is we need AIM-7F.
oeThat's what I've been told elsewhere, and this just reinforces that. I'll talk to General Tanner this afternoon or evening, and see if we can't light a fire under someone's ass and get you people some decent BVR weapons.
Guru nodded. oeThank you, sir. And my....scroungers
oeHold off on that, Major. Like I said, let's see if Tenth Air Force can't get things moving. If not....we'll tell you to turn your guys loose.
oeYes, sir, Major Wiser said. oeSir, if you don't mind my saying, I'd like to find whoever decided strike Phantoms didn't need AIM-7F and kick his ass over the moon.
Hearing that, General Olds let out a laugh. oeMajor, you are not the only squadron CO to say something like that. Got an earful of that on my previous stops. That's a mighty long line you're talking about. And Major If General Tanner can't get things going, I do know someone who can.
Both 335th officers looked at each other, then the CO asked, oeSir, you don't mean Sundown Cunningham
oeThat's exactly who I mean, Major. He's a former subordinate, and we've kept in touch. One way or another, Major, this will be sorted out. And somebody's balls will get crunched.
Guru and Collins looked at each other again. General Cunningham's reputation throughout the Air Force was well known, and as far as they were concerned, richly deserved. oeHe will do that, sir, though I'd rather see whoever is responsible shoveling snow.
Olds laughed again. oeMajor, I'd like to see that myself. But....we'll settle for somebody getting a job more suited to their talents, won't we. And speaking of which, another old hand got called up for this one: Chuck Yeager's back at Edwards. He's in charge of the F-20 program. Don't be surprised if he brings a couple of Tigersharks out here in a month or two.
oeIf you say so, sir, Guru replied. He looked out the office window to the main office,and saw the reporter and camera crew coming. oeGeneral, our friends from the Fourth Estate are here. Looks like I'll have to make myself scarce.
Olds and his aide looked out the window. oeLooks like you will, Major. How much warning did you get
oeTwo minutes, sir. If that. And sir Good luck with Ms. Wendt.
oeThanks Major. Guess I'll see you later. And Captain Keep up the good work.
oeYes, sir! Collins said.
oeGeneral, Guru nodded, then both he and Collins left the office. They immediately ran into Ms.Wendt. oeHe's all yours, Ms. Wendt.
oeThank you, Major, Wendt said. oeMy second General, and a for-real hero in two wars.
oeKeep this in mind, though, Guru said. oeHe's the only pilot I know of who has piston-engined fighters and supersonic jets in his kill sheet. He killed Me-109s and Fw-190s over Europe, and MiG-17s and MiG-21s over North Vietnam. Nobody else can claim that.
The reporter nodded. 'I'll keep that in mind.
oeAnd when we say he's an Air Force legend He is. So, good luck with the General.
oeThank you again, Major, Ms. Wendt said, then she and her crew went into the CO's office.
Guru then turned to Collins. oeKerry, get back to your missile techs. I don't care how you do it, but I want each bird to have two Sparrows for the morning.
oeWe'll get it done, Major, Collins said. oeYou can take it to the bank.
oeSaid it before, but I'll repeat it. Don't make any promises you can't keep, Guru reminded him.
Collins looked at his CO. oeWe'll have 'em for you, Boss.
oeDon't waste any more time talking to me, Kerry. Just get it done.
oeOn my way. Collins then left for the ordnance shop.
Goalie then came over to the CO. oeLooks like the General's doing his interview.
oeHe is, Guru said. oeI'm headed for a workout. You coming
oeShortly, Goalie said.
oeOkay, if anyone needs the CO, tell'em he's working up a sweat.
oeWill do.
Guru nodded. oeSee you over there.
A few minutes later, Guru was in the Fitness Tent. When he got there, he noticed one of Doc Water's medics with a clipboard. oeChecking off names
The sergeant nodded. oeYes, sir. Doc's orders. And he specifically said to keep an eye out for you, the Exec, Ops, and a few others.
oeAll right. The CO shrugged, then headed for a treadmill to get in his four miles. He had just done a mile and a half when Kara and Goalie came in, and sure enough, there were a few eyes watching the both of them in their sports bras. An icy stare from Kara made the starers find something else to look at, and the CO smiled. Then the Exec came in, and got on the treadmill next to him. oeMark.
oeBoss, the Exec said as he got started. oeKerry filled me in.
oeGood. Now you know what's up with our Sparrows.
oeAnd you want to kick someone's ass-literally, the Exec smiled. oeMind if I get in line behind you
oeLots in front, and Sundown Cunningham is probably at the head of it, the CO pointed out.
oeYeah. And what'd Frank say about this
oeHe wasn't happy about being bypassed, but I told him Kerry was doing this on my orders, and if he didn't like it, well, that's his problem. Among many.
Ellis nodded as they kept running, and both Kara and Goalie came to get in their runs. Again, a few stopped to watch Kara and Goalie run, but they paid no attention this time. oeYou probably saw a lot of Goalie last night.
oeYou saw us Guru asked.
oeYou two going off to your tent an hour before last call Don't need to be an intel officer to know what you two did when you got there. Same thing with Don and Sweaty.
oeSeeing anyone
oeNot here, but on R&R I've got an old college friend. She's a C-130 driver, and flew quite a bit into Denver. If she ever comes by, she's got some stories about flying into Stapeleton or Lowry that'll make your hair stand on end.
oeGoalie flew into Denver when the siege got going, Guru recalled as he hit the two-mile mark. oeShe's got a few....flying into Stapleton or one of the other airports. At night, especially. Try doing it in a snowstorm when they're shooting at you. You name it, it flew into there. C-5s and -141s, rarely, but others If it could fly cargo in and people out It was there.
oeWouldn't be surprised if there were C-47s, Ellis joked.
Goalie overheard that. oeThere were. Don't ask me where they came from, but there were a few. Not warbirds,I can tell you that. Going in by the seat of their pants, no EW gear or radar warning receiver, basic nav aids, and they got in and out. They had guts, and I mean a lot of guts.
Guru nodded. oeThat'll be an interesting book,some day.
oeIt will, Goalie admitted.
Guru went on and finished his four miles. After he got off the treadmill, he went over to Kara. oeAny potential victims
oeA few, she replied. oeWord's gotten around, I bet.
oeNo bets, the CO said. oeThey value their unbroken noses and intact wallets.
Kara let out an evil-looking grin. 'They do.
The CO smiled at that, then went on to finish his workout. As he went to take a shower, he noticed the rain had let up, and the sky off to the west was lightening up. That meant the weather would soon be clearing, and that also meant that it was back in the saddle come morning. After his shower, he then went back to the squadron office, and found his maintenance officer, Capt. Kevin O'Donnell. oeKev,
oeMajor, O'Donnell said. oeGot some good news for you.
Major Wiser looked at him. oeLay it on me, Kev.
oeMaintenance report. Twenty birds, full mission-capable, the maintenance officer handed the CO the paper. oeAll ready for the morning.
oeGood work, the CO said. oePass that on to your people. Maybe we'll get a two-day next time due to weather, and your people can sleep in.
O'Donnell nodded. oeWe'll sleep in when this war's over.
Then one of the Ops NCOs came over. oeMajor This just came in. The female Staff Sergeant handed the CO a paper.
oeThank you, Guru said, then he scanned the paper. oeWeather update. Rain turning to showers, with a 50% chance of VFR conditions after 1900, 100% chance of VFR after midnight.
oeLooks like we're flying tomorrow, the maintenance officer observed.
Major Wiser nodded. oeThat we are. Twenty birds, locked and cocked, thanks to you and your people.
oeYou fly 'em, we'll fix 'em, Major.
oeThat we do, said Guru. oeThanks, Kev.
O' Donnell nodded, then went back to the maintenance office. The CO went on to his office,and found the interview had been over for a while, for neither General Olds, nor the news crew, were there. The Major checked his IN box, and found a couple of small things there, but nothing that really required his attention. He took care of the papers, then went to his office window. He heard the roar of engines, and saw a C-141B coming in for a landing. The CO left his office and found Sweaty outside. She worked for Van Loan when not flying, just as Kara did. oeSweaty Get your workout in
She nodded. oeThis morning, Boss.
oeGood. Then you can do something for me. Get on out to that C-141 and see if there's anything or anyone on it for us.
oeOn my way, She went out the door and headed for the transit ramp.
Mark Ellis then came over to the CO with a clipboard in hand. oeBoss.
oeMark, what have you got Guru asked.
oeJust the usual end-of-day admin stuff, the Exec replied. oeKev O'Donnell says we'll have twenty birds for the morning.
Guru nodded. oeTold me the same thing not long ago. What else
oeStatus report for MAG-11, and the same thing we send off to Tenth Air Force.
The CO nodded as he signed the forms. oeOkay, anything else that I need to know
oeRoss asked if you have any special 'scrounging' requests, Ellis told Guru.
oeNothing right now, but he may get a really special one in a few days. See if he knows where we can find some AIM-7Fs. But hold off on the actual, uh, acquisition for now.
oeYou sure The Exec asked. oeThat's munitions we're talking about.
oeKerry Collins told me a bunch of our AIM-7s are at, near, or past, their shelf life. We need BVR missiles that work. Well, most of the time.
oeGotcha, Ellis nodded. oeI'll let him know.
Guru looked at his Exec. oeGeneral Olds will talk about this with General Tanner, and see if they can't get things going on that end. But if they can't....
oeUnderstood.
oeHave you found a new Night-shift SDO
oeFridge, replied the Exec. oeHe doesn't have a pilot yet, and so...
oeOkay, Guru said. oeWe all did this at one point as Lieutenants.
Ellis nodded. oeThat we did, Boss.
oeThat it
oeIt is for now,
The CO looked at the wall clock, then his Exec. oeTwenty minutes until we're off the clock. See you in the Club.
oeI'll be there, said Ellis, then he headed back to his office. He was flipping through a week-old copy of Air Force Times when there was another knock on the door. oeCome on in and show yourself!
Sweaty came in, followed by Goalie. oeNothing on the -141 for us. Everything was either for the Marines or for the air base group that runs this base. A bunch of people did come off, though. EOD.
oeWhat are they doing here Goalie asked.
Guru looked at his GIB. oeThe big reason we're not using the base gym Half of the buildings on this base aren't usable due to booby traps, and that's one of them. He turned to Sweaty. oeThese people bringing dogs
Sweaty nodded. oeThey did. Half a dozen bomb-sniffing dogs and a whole bunch of equipment.
oeOkay, tell the Exec, and pass the word to stay out of their way, and if they come here We do exactly what they tell us. Period.
oeOn my way, Sweaty said. She went out the door to find the Exec.
Goalie shook her head. oeWhat kind of nut makes a career of sweet-talking explosives
oeSomebody with more guts than everyone in this squadron put together, Guru told her. oeThe tent city's been swept, but don't be surprised if they go over it again with the dogs.
oeAnd the rest of the base
Guru had a grim smile. oeRemember what that Seabee officer said when we got here 'The Cubans must've learned how to set booby traps from the North Vietnamese.' Russians flew out of here, but when they left, the Cubans came in to try and make a stand.
oeAnd they had time enough to set plenty, Goalie observed.
oeThey did, Guru acknowledged. He looked at the clock on his office wall. 1650. oeTen minutes and we're off the clock. He thought for a minute. oeI just thought of something. Let's find Mark, then we're off the clock.
The two left the office, and as they did, they found the Exec and Sweaty talking. oeBoss, Ellis said. oeSweaty filled me in on the EOD guys. They didn't waste any time getting to work. They're checking the tent city right now.
oeOkay, the CO said. oeIf they come here....
oeThey called. Fifteen minutes' advance notice. The sweep should take about an hour.
oeFair enough, the Major said. oeOne more thing: you did tell Fridge he's night-shift SDO
oeI did, Boss, Ellis replied.
oeGood. Find Saber and tell him he has it tomorrow night. He and Fridge alternate. Saber is Hacksaw's GIB and since Hacksaw is day-shift SDO....
oeAnd we don't have a pilot for Fridge, Ellis nodded. oeI'll let him know.
The CO nodded approval. oe1701: we're off the clock. Time to hit the Club. Only difference from last night
oeEverybody's under Twelve-Hour, Goalie said.
oeThat we are.
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