The Moderator's day off...

[copeab]

Here's a batty idea that is, scarily enough, real:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb

[pmulcahy11b]

I vote for this thread title

What level of graphic nudity does your campaign have

What level is necessary

After all its all well and good to write up that you always carry a gun in your PC sheet -but we all know that sooner or later you will be in the shithouse with only toiletpaper made from bark to defend yourself with as would happen in RL.How to satisfactorily play this in your gaming group

Which leads to: "Combat uses of toilet paper in T2K."

[Earthpig]

How about "Marauder Transsexuals and the Spetznatz who love them"

[Targan]

What level of graphic nudity does your campaign have

What level is necessary

Not all that long ago (game tme) in my campaign Major Po and his radio operator Sgt Li Li Fang (who is also his lover) were attacked in Po's command vehicle (which he also uses as his sleeping quarters) by an infiltrator. At the time of the attack Po and Fang were "in flagrante delicto" as it were and a furious bout of hand to hand combat ensued. It was a very confined space in which to fight and it was made all the more fun for me as GM because it was a "tackle-out" situation for Po. I guess it would have been all that impressive a sight for the attacker because although Po was naked he IS Chinese...

[Raellus]

Reminds me of the fight scene from Borat.

[Snake Eyes]

Reminds me of the fight scene from Borat.

"My moustache still taste of your testes!"

[pmulcahy11b]

How about "Marauder Transsexuals and the Spetznatz who love them"

That's just wrong on so many levels...but it does sound like the title of a porn movie...

[copeab]

That's just wrong on so many levels...but it does sound like the title of a porn movie...

Thank you. Now I'm retitling Tom Clancy novels as porn movies ...

(And no, I'm not posting any. I don't want to get banned from another site this year).

[bigehauser]

Thank you. Now I'm retitling Tom Clancy novels as porn movies ...

(And no, I'm not posting any. I don't want to get banned from another site this year).

*nearly has a hernia relapse after reading this, and laughing so damn hard*

[pmulcahy11b]

Austin Powers: The Spetsnaz Who Shagged Me.

By the way, I have a new 23-inch flatscreen I'm desperately trying to keep clean of Pepsi!

[Graebarde]

By the way, I have a new 23-inch flatscreen I'm desperately trying to keep clean of Pepsi!

Paul, the best way to keep the Pepsi off your screne is simple. Drink Dr. Pepper! Of course then you have to find a way to keep IT off the scene.

Grae

[Earthpig]

That's just wrong on so many levels...but it does sound like the title of a porn movie...

Or a trashy talk show episode

[weswood]

Attack cats. Need I say more

[Earthpig]

how about Ginsu knife weilding gerbils of death attacking the over 18 under 21 orphanage for young nymphomaniacs.........still waiting for thier medication, which is delayed by some miscreants(the male PC's)

[pmulcahy11b]

how about Ginsu knife weilding gerbils of death attacking the over 18 under 21 orphanage for young nymphomaniacs.........still waiting for thier medication, which is delayed by some miscreants(the male PC's)

At least you didn't make them virgins -- the place would be empty!