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More fodder to ensure Australia terrifies the rest of the world!
ALWAYS check the dunny before ya sit down!
More fodder to ensure Australia terrifies the rest of the world!
ALWAYS check the dunny before ya sit down!
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I'm more concerned about the snake in the carton a couple of posts back. I mean, I can always head out back to the tree, but tinnies can be in short supply at times!If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
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Too true! And having the bloody snake in the carton means you can't drink which means you don't need to piss which means you don't need the dunny anyway!Originally posted by Legbreaker View Post
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See, there's a good reason why we're not worried about invasion.
If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
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Yeah, it's pretty damn horrific down south from me. The worst of it isn't getting shown by the media either.Originally posted by ChalkLine View Post
Had helicopters flying over my place for the past few weeks from hot spot to hotspot. Expectation is some of the fires won't go out until we've had a good soaking of several days (at least) of rain. Forecast is looking bleak and the state is VERY dry - only been 3mm of rain here since Christmas (in one go) and not much more before then.
On a plus side I don't believe anyone has died (yet) and there's only one confirmed house lost with a suspicion of three more (haven't been able to access the area to confirm yet).If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
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My mate James lives down in the Huon and only just had his property saved by the firies.Comment
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Last edited by Legbreaker; 04-29-2021, 04:56 AM.If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
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Last edited by Legbreaker; 04-29-2021, 04:56 AM.If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
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Is it bad of me that I can't stop laughing at your latest post LegComment
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Well you know what happens if you don't....If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
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Is this a case of I'll show you mine if you show me yours Encountering a guy with a rifle in my neck of the woods in America is no big deal. Smart really, when you live in bear country like we do. I just ask him if he wants to do some target shooting.Originally posted by Legbreaker View Post
It's when you encounter them on the street in Pittsburgh or Philly that I get nervous because you KNOW those guys don't know how to properly handle a firearm. Like that punk at the truck stop in New York a few years ago who tried to rob me with a F***ing BB GUN! He thought I'd be impressed by a PLASTIC Beretta BB gun. I was already in a bad mood and he was SADLY MISTAKEN! PUNKS!
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This is more a case of who than what they're carrying....
Last edited by Legbreaker; 05-10-2019, 10:05 PM.If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.
Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"
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Lol nice. Jeep owners..."Trail Rated" my ass (shakes head slowly)!Originally posted by Legbreaker View Post
He'd just sit on the side of the road and let me pass by if he knew what was good for him. I'd pit my long-nosed 86" Hi-Rise Pete with my C-15 (600+ hp) Cat, 18-Speed, and HD 3-axle rear end against his POS Kenworth 60" flattop with the (450hp) red-top Cummins ANY DAY! IF he could EVEN CATCH Me on a road that flat and open, he wouldn't want to duel with me. Hell, even my "Aussie Bumper" (we call them "moose goosers") is bigger and nicer than his... AND he's actually Australian! I beat him in EVERY WAY. Longer, heavier, more horsepower, more torq, and they didn't call me "Road Rage" during RESTORE HOPE for nothing!Comment
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The funniest part for me is that I haven't even seen Wolf Creek or Wolf Creek 2 but the movie franchise is so well know here that I instantly recognized the actor & what role he was playing.
And I'm still chuckling at that image.
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