Meanwhile in the Canadian Army......

[rcaf_777]

We are getting Tomahawks issued, they authorized to be worn as part of your Battle Rattle AKA Load Bearing Vest or webbing for your old folks like myself

[Cdnwolf]

Tomahawk missiles

Or Native American axe type Tomahawks lol.

[WallShadow]

Yeah, they're great for knocking down a tree, but you can only use one once. Kind of expensive gor a kindling-maker, though.

[rcaf_777]

Tomahawk missiles

Or Native American axe type Tomahawks lol.

The Second one

[bobcat]

The Second one

i was gonna say even with the lumberjack stereotype i doubt you have many people up there big enough to carry a combat load of the missiles.

[rcaf_777]

i was gonna say even with the lumberjack stereotype i doubt you have many people up there big enough to carry a combat load of the missiles.

Guessing you have never meet Colonel Big Joe Mufferaw

[swaghauler]

The Second one

A very good "multi-tool" and deadly combat weapon. I kept one in my cruiser in case I had to "breach" someone's front door or pry open a car door during an accident. Not as good as a Halligan Tool and a Splitting Maul for entries, but much smaller and lighter. It can be thrown reasonably effectively as well.

[ArmySGT.]

[LT. Ox]

Rangers in Nam

A very good "multi-tool" and deadly combat weapon. I kept one in my cruiser in case I had to "breach" someone's front door or pry open a car door during an accident. Not as good as a Halligan Tool and a Splitting Maul for entries, but much smaller and lighter. It can be thrown reasonably effectively as well.

And I kept on using it as part of my SWAT gear still have it and half a dozen others. Goggle it and look at the different types good tool.

[beachhad1985]

We are getting Tomahawks issued, they authorized to be worn as part of your Battle Rattle AKA Load Bearing Vest or webbing for your old folks like myself

What this "We" stuff

I'm not getting a Tomahawk, how can I get a Tomahawk

I would be totally responsible with it and not go all "Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne!" with it as soon as I got it.

[LT. Ox]

Oh You failed

What this "We" stuff

I'm not getting a Tomahawk, how can I get a Tomahawk

I would be totally responsible with it and not go all "Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne!" with it as soon as I got it.

And just how do you think we got ours.
blood yes Blood!

[WallShadow]

I always heard it as:

Blood! Blood! Blood makes the grass grow.
Grass! Grass! Grass makes the trees grow.
Trees! Trees! Trees make the fire blow.
Fire! Fire! Fire makes the iron glow.
Iron! Iron! Iron makes the blood flow.
Blood! Blood....

Of course this has nothing on my personal battlecry, which guarantees to make the enemy pause and contemplate the result of being defeated:

"Eat the wounded, and rape the dead!"

[swaghauler]

My reply to a very pushy Hare Krishna who asked me "What's the matter Don't you believe in peace on Earth"

"Buddy, I'm in the field artillery. I believe in pieces ALL OVER THE EARTH...PREFERABLY LITTLE, TINY, ONES...."

Strangely enough, he quit bothering me.

[LT. Ox]

To Us

My reply to a very pushy Hare Krishna who asked me "What's the matter Don't you believe in peace on Earth"

"Buddy, I'm in the field artillery. I believe in pieces ALL OVER THE EARTH...PREFERABLY LITTLE, TINY, ONES...."

Strangely enough, he quit bothering me.

The KINGS of the Battlefield

[rcaf_777]

What this "We" stuff

I'm not getting a Tomahawk, how can I get a Tomahawk

I would be totally responsible with it and not go all "Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne!" with it as soon as I got it.

Wish I knew what to say, I was on parade when the Brigade Commander broke the news