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    OT - Sex in an Abrams Tank (Split from The Longer Version Part 11)

    Split this thread off. As much as we enjoyed the one liners it does break the flow of Web's narrative.

    Originally posted by pmulcahy11b
    And just to be a bit off-topic, she found out at REFORGER one year that there is enough room for sex in an Abrams...
    This is definitely in the top ten list of oddest facts I have picked up on this board.
    Last edited by kato13; 05-14-2009, 09:46 AM.
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    Originally posted by pmulcahy11b
    And just to be a bit off-topic, she found out at REFORGER one year that there is enough room for sex in an Abrams...
    Fascinating...
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    • #3
      Originally posted by pmulcahy11b
      And just to be a bit off-topic, she found out at REFORGER one year that there is enough room for sex in an Abrams...
      [INSERT]off-color remark about big gun going off.[/INSERT]
      I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

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      • #4
        Originally posted by chico20854
        [INSERT]off-color remark about big gun going off.[/INSERT]
        Likewise off colour comment about sub calibre penetrator.
        Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by TiggerCCW UK
          Likewise off colour comment about sub calibre penetrator.
          I guess the loader was hollering this for reasons other than the blast door being in the ready position:

          "UP!"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bigehauser
            I guess the loader was hollering this for reasons other than the blast door being in the ready position:

            "UP!"
            Rapidly echoed by the gunner yelling 'On the way!'
            Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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            • #7
              Like they used to make us say in Basic:

              This is my weapon (point at rifle)
              This is my gun (point at crotch)
              This is for fighting
              This is for fun.
              I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes

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              • #8
                I shouldn't encourage this sort of thing... (Sigh)

                TARGET!
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                • #9
                  I guess she found her own "silver bullet" then, huh....
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                  • #10
                    The armoured corps can really 'pound' the target
                    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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                    • #11
                      "...penetrator produces spalling on the interior..."
                      “We’re not innovating. We’re selectively imitating.” June Bernstein, Acting President of the University of Arizona in Tucson, November 15, 1998.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Webstral
                        "...penetrator produces spalling on the interior..."
                        I was so going to say something like this yesterday but I was concerned others might think it was in bad taste. LOL!
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                        • #13
                          Jeez, I totally hijacked Webstral's thread...sorry guy!
                          I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes

                          Entirely too much T2K stuff here: www.pmulcahy.com

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                          • #14
                            What does it say about us on here that we have a seperate thread about this
                            Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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                            • #15
                              Going even further off topic. Does anyone remember a film where a baby was born inside a tank. I remember the soldier assisting the mother put condoms on his fingers in order to provide some form of sterile barrier when he was touching the baby. Seemed like a good example of field improvisation.

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