OT - 50 Ways to Kill Major Po

[headquarters]

I like the dictator,homocidal deranged PCs -I really do..

nevertheless -here is yet a variation:

Po decides to guard a valuable shipment of fuel and ammo personally due to suspicions of someone boosting it -an insider maybe

The ship is underway when rough weather hits it - not long after boarding crews assault the vessel -maybe after a firefight with shipboard weapons such as AA guns,missiles or heavy cal cannon.Fires and leaks and tremendous casualties later - Po is trapped on a vessel taking in water with several fires and a couple of death squads mopping up for the salvage crew that is coming over .

The boarders are the guys after the load and they want to try to stop the ship sinking and put out the fires ( and stop ammo from going up )-but if they learn anyone is still alive they will try to kill him/her at almost any cost .

Lots of CQB,swimming through submerged hallways while fighting bad guys with knives,exploding ammo,burning fuel flowing on the surface on the water etc etc

an intersting fight to run as you can have a map that is changing as water fills bulkheads or areas catch fire etc

dang - I got to use this one myself...

[pmulcahy11b]

General Pain suffered the same kind of narrow minded criticism.

I've heard that upon his death, General Pain suffered some general pain...

[headquarters]

hehe

I've heard that upon his death, General Pain suffered some general pain...

I remember back when he was just a Major Pain

[Cpl. Kalkwarf]

Accidentally scratches himself on a rusty nail in a rubble building and dies of gangrene a couple of days later. Doctors misdiagnose it.


Shot buy a punk with a .25 cal pocket pistol over a loss in a card game. Lucky shot, crit to the head.

[Legbreaker]

Catches swine or bird flu. Dies a slow and horrible death a few weeks later (possibly at own hand to put himself out of hs misery).

[pmulcahy11b]

Catches swine or bird flu. Dies a slow and horrible death a few weeks later (possibly at own hand to put himself out of hs misery).

Catches swine or bird flu. Turns into a pig or a bird within a few weeks.

[pmulcahy11b]

Goes to sleep, and gets smothered by a Blanket...

[copeab]

Chokes on a concubine.

[WallShadow]

Forced to listen to a Slim Whitman (anything)/Minnie Riperton "loving You"/Captain and Tennille "Muskrat Love" sound loop until he tears his own leg off and beats himself to death with it to escape the sound....

[Targan]

Goes to sleep, and gets smothered by a Blanket...

That was always a risk with The Blanket. Because it was a malfunctioning alien artifact there was a chance whenever it was low on charge that it would "eat" (entirely consume) whoever was put inside it. Whenever Po noticed signs that The Blanket was sluggish and probably low on charge he would put injured prisoners in it. If it healed them he would re-injure them and put them back in until it ate them, becoming recharged in the process.

There were many occasions when Po's senior subordinates (the few that were aware of The Blanket and its nature) could have chosen not to use it to heal Po. Strangely they never did.

[Brother in Arms]

a genetically modified and horribly incurable STI !

[pmulcahy11b]

a genetically modified and horribly incurable STI !

It turns him into a woman!

[pmulcahy11b]

Give him the Wild Card virus, and turn him into a Joker.

[copeab]

Give him a ticket to fly on Oceanic 815.

[pmulcahy11b]

Give him a ticket to fly on Oceanic 815.

I must be out of the loop; I don't understand that reference.