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    US Orders Blackout Over North Korean Torpedoing Of Gulf Of Mexico Oil Rig

    A grim report circulating in the Kremlin today written by Russia"s Northern Fleet is reporting that the United States has ordered a complete media blackout over North Korea"s torpedoing of the giant Deepwater Horizon oil platform owned by the World"s largest offshore drilling contractor Transocean that was built and financed by South Korea"s Hyundai Heavy Industries Co. Ltd., that has caused great loss of life, untold billions in economic damage to the South Korean economy, and an environmental catastrophe to the United States.

    Most important to understand about this latest attack by North Korea against its South Korean enemy is that under the existing laws of war it was a permissible action as they remain in a state of war against each other due to South Korea"s refusal to sign the 1953 Armistice ending the Korean War.

    To the attack itself, these reports continue, the North Korean cargo vessel Dai Hong Dan believed to be staffed by 17th Sniper Corps suicide troops left Cuba"s Empresa Terminales Mambisas de La Habana (Port of Havana) on April 18th whereupon it severely deviated from its intended course for Venezuela"s Puerto Cabello bringing it to within 209 kilometers (130 miles) of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform which was located 80 kilometers (50 miles) off the coast of the US State of Louisiana where it launched an SSC Sang-o Class Mini Submarine (Yugo class) estimated to have an operational range of 321 kilometers (200 miles).

    On the night of April 20th the North Korean Mini Submarine manned by these suicidal 17th Sniper Corps soldiers attacked the Deepwater Horizon with what are believed to be 2 incendiary torpedoes causing a massive explosion and resulting in 11 workers on this giant oil rig being killed outright. Barely 48 hours later, on April 22nd , this North Korean Mini Submarine committed its final atrocity by exploding itself directly beneath the Deepwater Horizon causing this $1 Billion oil rig to sink beneath the seas and marking 2010"s celebration of Earth Day with one of the largest environmental catastrophes our World has ever seen.

    To the reason for North Korea attacking the Deepwater Horizon, these reports say, was to present US President Obama with an impossible dilemma prior to the opening of the United Nations Review Conference of the Parties to the Treat on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons (NPT) set to begin May 3rd in New York.

    This impossible dilemma facing Obama is indeed real as the decision he is faced with is either to allow the continuation of this massive oil leak catastrophe to continue for months, or immediately stop it by the only known and proven means possible, the detonation of a thermonuclear device.

    Russian Navy atomic experts in these reports state that should Obama choose the nuclear option the most viable weapon at his disposal is the United States B83 (Mk-83) strategic thermonuclear bomb having a variable yield (Low Kiloton Range to 1,200 Kilotons) which with its 12 foot length and 18 inch diameter, and weighing just over 2,400 pounds, is readily able to be deployed and detonated by a remote controlled mini-sub.

    Should Obama choose the nuclear option it appears that he would be supported by the International Court of Justice who on July 8, 1996 issued an advisory opinion on the use of nuclear weapons stating that they could not conclude definitively on these weapons use in extreme circumstances or self defense.

    On the other hand, if Obama chooses the nuclear option it would leave the UN"s nuclear conference in shambles with every Nation in the World having oil rigs off their coasts demanding an equal right to atomic weapons to protect their environment from catastrophes too, including Iran.

    To whatever decision Obama makes it remains a fact that with each passing hour this environmental catastrophe grows worse. And even though Obama has ordered military SWAT teams to protect other oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico from any further attack, and further ordered that all drilling in the Gulf of Mexico be immediately stopped, this massive oil spill has already reached the shores of America and with high waves and more bad weather forecast the likelihood of it being stopped from destroying thousands of miles of US coastland and wildlife appears unstoppable.

    And not just to the environmental catastrophe that is unfolding the only devastation to be wrecked upon the United States and South Korea by this North Korean attack as the economic liabilities associated with this disaster are estimated by these Russian reports to be between $500 Billion to $1.5 Trillion, and which only a declaration of this disaster being an act of war would free some the World"s largest corporations from bankruptcy.

    Important to note too in all of these events was that this was the second attack by North Korea on its South Korean enemy, and US ally, in a month as we had reported on in our March 28th report titled Obama Orders <oeImmediate Stand-down" After Deadly North Korean Attack and which to date neither the Americans or South Korea have retaliated for and giving one senior North Korean party leader the courage to openly state that the North Korean military took gratifying revenge on South Korea.

    And for those believing that things couldn"t get worse, they couldn"t be more mistaken as new reports coming from Japanese military sources are stating that North Korea is preparing for new launches of its 1,300 kilometer (807 miles) intermediate range ballistic Rodong missile which Russian Space Forces experts state is able to deploy and detonate an atomic electromagnetic pulse (EMP) device, and which if detonated high in the atmosphere could effectively destroy the American economy for years, if not decades, to come
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    Each day I encounter stupid people I keep wondering... is today when I get my first assault charge??

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    Is that a joke you made up for us on this forum, or is there some nut out there who actually believes this
    I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes

    Entirely too much T2K stuff here: www.pmulcahy.com

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    • #3
      Sounds far fetched to me, but I was wondering why I kept hearing Obama sent SWAT teams for an oil spill.
      Just because I'm on the side of angels doesn't mean I am one.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by weswood View Post
        Sounds far fetched to me, but I was wondering why I kept hearing Obama sent SWAT teams for an oil spill.
        Hopefully, he sent those SWAT teams to arrest the idiots responsible for skimping on maintenance of the drilling equipment.
        I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes

        Entirely too much T2K stuff here: www.pmulcahy.com

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        • #5
          It was something someone posted on Keith's forum and they got it from one of the conspiracy's website.
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          • #6
            Yes it sounds way out there. Either way the North Koreans know for the fact that US response to anything will be little to next to nothing. They understand that even if we had President who had a pair, their hands are effectively tied thanks to the previous administration.

            Oh well, some day someone in Washington will grow a brain and have sense to use it.

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            • #7
              ehh..

              Sorry to hear about the recent troubles US T2Kers !

              You have my sympathy .

              If I worked in BP I would definently make this rumour up..save billions and billions by blaming the boogey man.

              As for responding to North Korea with force..You can strike Seoul of the map immideatly if the North Koreans get jittery.

              Its in the sights of something like 10 000 arty and missile launcher pieces..

              Anyways - all the best to you over the "pond" - I hope it works out as best it can.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Abbott Shaull View Post
                Oh well, some day someone in Washington will grow a brain and have sense to use it.
                Don't hold your breath waiting! I often say that the Republicans have no brains and the Democrats have no balls.
                I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes

                Entirely too much T2K stuff here: www.pmulcahy.com

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                • #9
                  I was watching 60 minutes, I think it was two weeks ago or maybe one week; but, they were talking to Maajid Nawaz; a former member of the Muslim extremist group Hizb ut-Tahrir. He was in Pakistan talking to group of students about Islamist extremism. During the discussion; which was used as part of the 60 minutes interview, one of the students stated he believe that Al-Qaeda was created by the CIA and was then ordered to bomb the World Trade Centers, in order for the US to justify an invasion of Afghanistan and Iraq. But the weird thing happen when Lesley Stahl; who was doing the interview; ask who else thought this way over half the room put their hands up.
                  "You're damn right, I'm gonna be pissed off! I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale!"

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                  • #10
                    While I am highly skeptical that the North Korean conspiracy has anything to it, I really like the creativity. Truth is often stranger than fiction, so it's worthwhile for the conspiracy folks to keep working.

                    Does anybody know why a nuke would be an option for shutting off the flow of oil Is the intense heat supposed to turn enough of the sea floor at the point of the leak into glass to create a seal over the leak Is the shockwave of the detonation (which will be considerable, given the ability of water to transmit energy) supposed to collapse the walls around the leak, thereby stoppering it I'm terribly interested to know the details.

                    If we suppose that a nuke is the best option for sealing the leak, and if we believe that the use of a nuke for this purpose presents the US with an impossible diplomaic situation (all nations potentially faced with similar problems, including Iran, deserve to have nukes), perhaps the best solution is alos diplomatic. We ask another nuclear power to sell us a nuke for the express purpose of sealing the breach. Perhaps the nuke is deployed under the full observation of the UN agency responsible for nukes, thereby creating a precedent that a nation in need of a nuke for this kind of purpose can go to a nuclear power to get the nuke it needs and that the use of the nuke must conform to international standards. This would take the steam out of any claims by Iran that it should have its own nukes for the purpose of responding to similar crises off the Iranian coast.

                    Webstral
                    “We’re not innovating. We’re selectively imitating.” June Bernstein, Acting President of the University of Arizona in Tucson, November 15, 1998.

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                    • #11
                      Would there not be a big danger of tidal waves, sub sea earthquakes etc from using a nuke in this manner Potentially, could the cure be a lot worse than the problem is to start with
                      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Webstral View Post
                        Does anybody know why a nuke would be an option for shutting off the flow of oil
                        The environmental fallout from the spill is already bad enough -- fishermen especially may be having a really tough time of making a living for the next decade. The Gulf is also already warming with time -- if you go down to Padre Island, for example, and get into the water, it feels as warm as bath water. I wouldn't even want to think about the environmental damage an underwater nuke would cause. In my mind, that's not an option anyone should consider. Nuclear weapons were useful only once in history, to stop the need for an invasion of Japan that would have cost the lives of millions. Since then, they've been nothing but an expensive curse, and a Damocles sword hanging over the world's heads. There's no constructive use for nuclear weapons anymore, regardless of how you use them.
                        I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes

                        Entirely too much T2K stuff here: www.pmulcahy.com

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                        • #13
                          Bleh... I cringe every time I read or hear something like this. We've got a teacher working with us who spouts conspiracy crap ALL of the time here at work. Its annoying as hell.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by pmulcahy11b View Post
                            The environmental fallout from the spill is already bad enough -- fishermen especially may be having a really tough time of making a living for the next decade. The Gulf is also already warming with time -- if you go down to Padre Island, for example, and get into the water, it feels as warm as bath water. I wouldn't even want to think about the environmental damage an underwater nuke would cause. In my mind, that's not an option anyone should consider. Nuclear weapons were useful only once in history, to stop the need for an invasion of Japan that would have cost the lives of millions. Since then, they've been nothing but an expensive curse, and a Damocles sword hanging over the world's heads. There's no constructive use for nuclear weapons anymore, regardless of how you use them.
                            There has been one thing that I can think of that is a constructive use, well sorta........They have inspired some really cool post apocalyptic role playing games like Twilight 2000, and Aftermath......about the only good thing i can think of right now.

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                            • #15
                              Wonderful material for a RPG.....

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