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  • OT: Targan misbehaving

    Targan missed his lunch. So he took matters into his own hands. (If you will pardon the pun)



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    Mike

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    Salties are angry beasts. Scare the crap out of me, they do.
    sigpic "It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli

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    • #3
      The story continues

      Once Targan was finished playing with his new toy, he decided to go walkabout.



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      Mike

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      • #4
        Poor fella has been relocated to a croc farm. That means he'll end up as a suitcase, a pair of boots and a half-dozen burgers.
        sigpic "It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli

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        • #5
          They eat croc burgers down there too My impression of croc meat was you had to season it pretty well, otherwise it comes off a bit bland.
          "The use of force is always an answer to problems. Whether or not it's a satisfactory answer depends on a number of things, not least the personality of the person making the determination. Force isn't an attractive answer, though. I would not be true to myself or to the people I served with in 1970 if I did not make that realization clear."
          — David Drake

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Schone23666 View Post
            They eat croc burgers down there too My impression of croc meat was you had to season it pretty well, otherwise it comes off a bit bland.
            Don't hate me for this, I am being serious
            I have it on good authority from a guy who used to work with me... different texture but it tastes something like chicken.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by StainlessSteelCynic View Post
              Don't hate me for this, I am being serious
              I have it on good authority from a guy who used to work with me... different texture but it tastes something like chicken.
              You've never eaten croc You're right, it does taste a bit like chicken. A lot tougher though.
              sigpic "It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli

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              • #8
                Why does it seem like everything tastes like chicken
                I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Targan View Post
                  Poor fella has been relocated to a croc farm. That means he'll end up as a suitcase, a pair of boots and a half-dozen burgers.
                  MMMMMM....croc burgers!!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by pmulcahy11b View Post
                    Why does it seem like everything tastes like chicken
                    Because you can make any meat taste like chicken but you can't make chicken taste like anything else... except chicken

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by StainlessSteelCynic View Post
                      Because you can make any meat taste like chicken but you can't make chicken taste like anything else... except chicken
                      Perhaps...but please note, this does not apply to the former Chicken a La King entree that used to be found in American MRE's...

                      And I won't even go into how it looked like a bag of puke when you opened it.
                      "The use of force is always an answer to problems. Whether or not it's a satisfactory answer depends on a number of things, not least the personality of the person making the determination. Force isn't an attractive answer, though. I would not be true to myself or to the people I served with in 1970 if I did not make that realization clear."
                      — David Drake

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                      • #12
                        Not to mention the nightmare of Dehydrated Pork Patties!!!

                        On the other hand, what a great tool to make that prisoner to tell all!
                        The reason that the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by dragoon500ly View Post
                          Not to mention the nightmare of Dehydrated Pork Patties!!!

                          On the other hand, what a great tool to make that prisoner to tell all!

                          I think I saw one of those. YOu added water and it grew like a sponge...at least that's what I thought it was, at first.
                          "The use of force is always an answer to problems. Whether or not it's a satisfactory answer depends on a number of things, not least the personality of the person making the determination. Force isn't an attractive answer, though. I would not be true to myself or to the people I served with in 1970 if I did not make that realization clear."
                          — David Drake

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Schone23666 View Post
                            I think I saw one of those. YOu added water and it grew like a sponge...at least that's what I thought it was, at first.
                            Still, nothing can match the unspeakable horrors of the old MRC Ham and Lima Beans, eaten cold, in the middle of a snowstorm during a REFORGER.....

                            And then the never-to-be forgetten pain of the resulting "movement".

                            The horror, the suffering!!!!
                            The reason that the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by dragoon500ly View Post
                              Still, nothing can match the unspeakable horrors of the old MRC Ham and Lima Beans, eaten cold, in the middle of a snowstorm during a REFORGER.....

                              And then the never-to-be forgetten pain of the resulting "movement".

                              The horror, the suffering!!!!
                              My impression was that most Americans DON'T regularly eat lots of Lima beans for a reason...don't know what they were thinking when they packaged it in a can with ham, what did they think the reaction would be

                              Then again, the same guys also produced eggs and ham in a can....sorry, but eggs typically are NOT eaten out of a can for a reason.

                              And if you don't believe me, you should have seen and read the comments U.S. servicemembers made about the (now discontinued) MRE entree "Cheese and Vegetable Omelette". Some have compared it to trying to eat rubber...others have compared it to eating puke.
                              "The use of force is always an answer to problems. Whether or not it's a satisfactory answer depends on a number of things, not least the personality of the person making the determination. Force isn't an attractive answer, though. I would not be true to myself or to the people I served with in 1970 if I did not make that realization clear."
                              — David Drake

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