Here's the next segment, and dealing with an underage airman-which, in T2K, units might not be concerned about such things from 1998 onward:
335th TFS Offices: 1500 Hours Central War Time:
Major Matt Wiser was in his office. After debriefing their mission, he had gone into his office to see if any additional paperwork had made its presence known, and he was pleased to see nothing new. The CO then propped his feet on his desk and closed his eyes. A short nap often made him feel refreshed, and he had just closed his eyes, or thought he did, when a voice sounded in his ear.
oeBoss, wake up.
He opened his eyes and found Kara standing over him. oeKara....don't you know your CO needs his beauty rest I was having a nice dream: Me, Goalie, and a few Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, all about to do things nasty enough to get us arrested in a dozen states.
oeSorry to interrupt the dreamland debauchery, but Mark is still out, and so is Don Van Loan. Got a couple things for you, his wingmate replied. With the other two officers out on missions, that left Kara, who was the senior deputy Ops Officer, next in command.
The CO sighed. One thing about being a CO was that you never stopped being one. oeOkay.....what have you got
oeFirst, Doc made it official: Digger is grounded for ten days with that ankle injury. Light duty until then, Kara said, putting a piece of paper in front of the Major.
oeAll right, then. That makes Digger the new day-shift NDO until Doc clears him. And Jang keeps flying with Flossy.
Kara nodded. oeSpeaking of which, our newsies are talking with both of them right now.
Guru's eyes really opened. oeThey get ambushed or what
oeNope, replied Kara. oeMs. Wendt just walked up to 'em, without the crew, and asked if they wanted to talk. They said yes, and, well.... She was referring to Jana Wendt of 9 News Australia and her crew.
oeSay no more, the CO said. oeKodak with 'em Marine Captain Keith oeKodak Crandall was a grounded F-4 back-seater who was doing some PAO duty until he was healed up enough to get back in the cockpit. The news crew was staying with the 335th, and lacking a PAO in the squadron, he had been assigned to fill that job from Marine Air Group 11, the Marine unit the 335th was OPCON to.
oeHe is.
oeGood. What else
oeYeager's people are all billeted, Kara reported. oeThey're getting settled in.
The CO nodded. oeOkay, just don't fleece them tonight. Let them get settled in, see how the animals in the zoo behave, and then tomorrow night Weapons-free.
oeGot you, she said, though none too happily To her, new arrivals were ducks on the pond for the pool table and the poker games.
Major Wiser looked at her. oeJust remember: they're TDY here. Just be nice this first night.
Kara nodded understanding. oeOkay. Oh, I ran into two of his guys. Clancy and Pruitt. They've got 'the look'. Not just from the kill scores on their birds. You can tell. She lowered her voice. oeJust between you and me They really do look like eighth-graders in flight suits.
oeSome people hold their age, oe the CO pointed out. oeI've had people tell me when I was home on leave that if they didn't know how old I was, they'd think I had just graduated high school.
oeI know, but still...
oeNone of our business, Major Wiser reminded her. oeAnything else
oeNot now, but we should have a new mission in thirty minutes.
oeLet me know. And Kara the CO said as she got ready to leave. oeYou do good when Mark and Don are out. Wouldn't surprise me if you got a squadron of your own one day.
oeYeah, twenty years from now. If we all live that long, Kara replied. oeYou know me and paperwork.
Major Wiser knew what she meant. And the peacetime Air Force, when that came around How would those who flew in wartime fit in. oeI do. Let me know when you've got that mission for us.
oeOn my way.
As she left, Goalie came into the office. oeJust got word from Doc.
oeKara told me, Guru said. oeDigger's grounded for ten days.
oeThat, and Kicker definitely has the flu. He'll be in Medical for at least three days.
oeAt least, the CO sighed. oeFridge gets some more flight time.
Goalie nodded. oeHe's been waiting.
oeAll good things come to those who wait. Trouble is, just like Jang, he has to wait for a permanent crew until we lose some people. And that, I don't want. Not now.
His GIB and lover understood what he meant. oeNo letters, Goalie observed.
Guru nodded. oeUh-huh.
Meanwhile, in the squadron office, Master Sergeant Ross was at his desk when Captain Jeb Pruitt came by. oeCaptain, Ross said respectfully. oeWhat can I do for you
oeThey told me you're the go-to guy for some horsetrading, Pruitt replied.
oeMaybe, sir, Ross said. oeWhat can I do for you
oeThe grapevine's buzzing about your Sparrow trouble. Something about a fight with eight Sparrows fired for zero hits. Maybe we can help you guys do something about that.
Ross kept a poker face. oeHow many you talking about, sir Even though they were talking about horsetrading, Ross still showed some respect for Pruitt's status as an officer.
oeRight now Eight, replied Pruitt. oeThen another two dozen when our next shipment comes in. AIM-7Ms, and this would be enough to give you two flights a full Sparrow load. We can take sixteen of your oldest Sparrows off your hands right now, and another sixteen when our next load comes in-and we've got some priority for that. Plus some things for the 474th, and the recipe for the pork tri-tip sandwich the Marines make. He handed Ross a list of things his squadron wanted.
Ross scanned the list. oeSome of these could be tough. As for the Sparrows Normally, I'd go for 'em, but the CO has orders from above to hold off on those.
oeI understand, Pruitt nodded. oeBut I know people in officer detailing, supply, and in MAC. I can plug into your network, and you can plug into mine.
Ross smiled. A new trading partner with some new contacts....and he still hadn't found a new PAO for the 335th. The CO had told him oeDon't make promises you can't keep. And he was still looking. oeSounds good to me, sir. Maybe we can deal.
oeI like the sound of that, Chief.
After Pruitt had left, Ross had gone back to his own (legitimate) paperwork, when the one officer everyone in the 335th-officer and enlisted-loathed, came to his desk. oeMajor Carson What can I do for you, sir Ross asked, silently wishing he could give the snobby Major a kick in the ass. He had a couple of write-ups in hand.
oeMaster Sergeant, Major Frank Carson said in that Boston blue-blood accent of his. oeWhat do you know about Airman First Class Kellogg
oeHe enlisted right out of a refugee camp. Joined the squadron four months ago, sir. He's pretty good in the maintenance shop, his coworkers like him, and no complaints from any of the NCOs or the maintenance officers. Why do you ask, sir
Carson had a grim look on his face. oeKellogg got upset after that CBS report on that mass grave. Seems he's from around here. He got out, but some family, including his parents, didn't. Chances are, they're in that mass grave, but he hasn't been notified yet.
Ross put a palm to his head. oeI'll keep an eye on him, sir.
oeNot just that. He's underage. Two months shy of seventeen. Carson looked at Ross. oeHe should be trying to score a girl at a homecoming dance, not working on F-4s. Not now, anyway. I know about the directive from the Secretary of the Air Force and the Chief of Staff, and what the Marines did.
oeSir, with all due respect, the Marines did a major fuckup with how they handled that, Ross said. oeHave you seen the op-eds
oeI have, Chief, Carson said. oeStill, I think we should send him to Nellis. General Tanner would do the right thing. I tried taking this to the base JAG office, and they're swamped. Anything I send them is not high priority.
Ross nodded. For once, Carson was handling something right, which was a rare event. About as rare as Richard Pryor doing a PG-rated standup comedy routine. But with all the frivolous crap he'd done..... and he also knew what the CO had told him. Anything Carson sent to JAG, OSI, or the IG's office was now automatically trashed. oeI'll take this to the CO. Anything else, sir
oeChief, personally, I might have disobeyed what General Gray pulled, if I was a Marine. I know his intent was good, but the way they went about it.....
Ross was surprised at Carson's sentiments. oeThey fucked it up, sir. He noticed the other write-ups. oeSomething else, sir
oeCaptain Pruitt. He's been trying to 'acquire' our expired Sparrows. Those are munitions we're talking about Chief. There's likely going to be some kind of JAG, OSI, or IG investigation into how we got those bad missiles, and I do not want that compromised. Whoever gave us bad missiles needs to be hauled in front of a General Court-Martial. Is that clear, Sergeant Carson asked, sounding once again like the Frank Burns wannabe everyone was familiar with.
oeYes, sir, Ross replied. He knew the CO would shred those in a heartbeat. oeI can assure you no investigation will be compromised.
oeThank you, Chief.
After Carson left, Ross got up. He had to talk to the CO.
In his office, Guru looked at his senior NCO. oeHow many Sparrows
oeEight right away, sir, Ross replied. oeAnd two dozen more on the next shipment. Captain Pruitt doesn't know we only carry two Sparrows per bird.
oeWhat else does he want the CO asked. When Ross told him, the Major was incredulous. oeAwful nice of him, but is he crazy That suggestion of pork tri-tip is not even edible by anyone's definition.
Goalie looked at both her CO and the Chief. oeHe must have a cast-iron stomach.
oeYou'd have to ask him, Ma'am, Ross replied.
oeHold off on the Sparrows until General Olds cuts us loose. He's still trying to work though General Tanner. And Tanner has to cut through the Air Force bureaucracy, the Major said. oeStill, get plugged into his network, and plug him into yours. Maybe we can do some horsetrading.
Ross nodded. oeYes, sir. There's something else. It's about Airman Kellogg. Ross then explained what Carson had told him. oeSir How are you going to handle this
'He's what Over sixteen and a half Major Wiser asked. Seeing Ross nod, he took out the directive from the Secretary of the Air Force and the Chief of Staff. oeThen I can handle this under CO's discretion.
oeGlad I don't have to make this call, Goalie said. Then she glanced outside the office window. oeOh, shit. Frank's coming.
Guru looked out, and sure enough, the 335's most loathed figure was coming to the office. He turned to Ross. oeChief Stay here. You too, Goalie.
oeIn case you need witnesses Goalie asked.
oeYou got it.
Major Carson went to the CO's office and knocked on the door.
oeCome on in, Frank, the CO said. When Carson came in, he found the CO leaning backwards against the front of his desk. oeWhat do you want this time
oeSir, Carson said, snapping a perfect Academy salute, and seeing the CO sketch a return one. oeI see you've been talking with Chief Ross. It's about Airman Kellogg. He's underage.
oeChief Ross told me, Major Wiser said. oeAnd so
oeSir, I know you all think I'm too by-the-book-
oeYou are, the CO said. oeSo out with it.
oeSir, I think sending him to Nellis might be the best option. I know, we're not Marines, and what Gray did was probably illegal as well.
Guru nodded. oeFor once, we're on the same page. As in thinking Gray's actions being illegal. But Nellis Frank, he's past the sixteen and a half mark. That makes it CO's discretion.
oeSir, the ALMAR, and the directive from the Chief of Staff and the Secretary of the Air Force Carson pointed out. oeIf you send him to Nellis, General Tanner would do the right thing.
oeI may still send him to Nellis, Major Wiser said. oeThen again, maybe not. I want to hear his side of the story first. He went to his phone and called up the Aircraft Maintenance Officer, Capt. Kevin O'Donnell. oeKev Yeah, it's me. Listen. I need you and Airman Kellogg over in my office. When Right now. Good. He hung up the phone, and said. oeKev's bringing him over. Frank You actually did something good today.
oeThank you, sir. It's not all. Captain Pruitt from the F-20 team. He's offering us some Sparrows from the F-20's stash. Along with some other things. Completely violating supply procedures, said Carson.
oeSo Goalie asked. oeA Sparrow's a Sparrow.
oeNot these. They're AIM-7Ms. And our planes aren't wired for them.
oeHow'd you know they're Ms Asked the CO.
oeSaw them on the pylons, Carson replied. oeAll of those F-20s have M models loaded.
Chief Ross shook his head. oeWhy didn't I think of that when I was talking to Captain Pruitt
oeEasy, Chief, Major Wiser said. oeYou saw a deal and jumped at it. We can still work this out, and General Olds hasn't cut us loose. He turned to Carson. oeFrank Thanks for bringing both of these to my attention.
oeYou're welcome, sir. Carson replied politely. And everyone noticed the tone of voice. oeAnd Airman Kellogg
oeI'll handle this. My discretion, remember
oeUnderstood, sir.
I doubt you do, the CO thought to himself. oeYou still got a long way to go to shape up, so keep that in mind.That'll be all. He pointed to the office door.
oeSir. Carson said. He knew not to press his luck. Carson saluted and left the office, and nearly ran into Mark Ellis, who was coming in.
oeBoss The XO asked. oeFrank leaving your office and you didn't throw him out What's the deal
The CO explained, and Ellis was shaking his head. oeFrank actually doing a couple of good things
oeLightning struck-twice, Guru said. oeBut he's got an angle, and I think I know. He knows he's not getting the 335th. But....how about a brand new F-20 squadron They're forming new squadrons and wings, so.....
oeSo, he thinks he can get a squadron of his own that way, Ellis finished. oeMight just work.
oeI doubt it, Goalie said. oeRemember what's in Frank's 201 File. Not to mention his flight record.
oeAnd when General Yeager sees what's in those, I know what he'll say to Frank in that West Virginia drawl of his. 'Request denied.' Guru said. oeAnd who knows what Frank's going to do then
oeNot good, Ellis nodded.
Then there was a knock on the door. It was O'Donnell with Airman Kellogg. oeCome on in, the CO said. Both saluted, and and said, oeReporting as ordered, sir.
oeAs you were, both of you, Major Wiser said. He was rarely this formal, but this occasion.....Kev, I want you here to witness this. Kellogg Major Carson told us. You're underage, right
Airman Brian Kellogg looked at his CO. oeSir
oeMajor Carson told us, Major Wiser said. oeTold Chief Ross first.
The young man looked at his squadron commander. oeHe must've overheard me talking to a couple of friends, sir. About that mass grave. I have a gut feeling my parents are there.
oeAny idea how they got there Goalie asked. oeWere they involved in politics
oeDad was a member of the local GOP, Kellogg said. oeBut he also owned a tractor dealership with forty or so employees, Ma'am.
Heads nodded at that. They all knew that the KGB and their lackeys-whether Stasi, DGI, or PSD, considered anyone with more than twelve employees to be a oeClass Enemy and thus deserving of either oeRe-education or just plain being shot. oeYour Mom The CO asked.
oeShe was in the Republican Women's Club, sir.
oeThere you go, Ellis observed. oeYou been home yet
oeNo, sir, Kellogg replied. oeI helped Dad bury our stuff-valuables, money, stuff from the safe deposit box, in the backyard. Then he gave my brother-Brandon-and I, a thousand dollars, a company truck, and told us to get out, as far away from the Russians as we could. Made it to Laramie, Wyoming, and a FEMA Refugee Camp. Brandon joined the Navy right out of the camp, and I waited until last year. Got tired of waiting, sir.
oeOkay.... Major Wiser said. oeYour brother still in the Navy
oeAs far as I know, sir. Got a couple of letters from him. One after he finished boot, another before I joined up. Said he was going into something, and it was censored. He might have gone into SEALS, sir. They'd censor that, wouldn't they
The CO nodded. oeThey might. You have a sister, right
oeDon't know, sir, said Kellogg. oeShe was a sophomore at UT Austin, and she called home the day of the invasion. Dad told her to get as far away as she could. I heard him say 'Little Rock' then 'Memphis or St. Louis.' Sir, that's all I know about Jenna.
Guru nodded again. He thought for a minute. oeAll right. Kellogg, you're staying. First things first. The CO handed him a blank piece of paper and a pen. oeWrite down your info on your siblings: DOB, social security number, and so on. Give that to Chief Ross.
oeYes, sir.
oeChief Major Wiser asked. oeTomorrow, take him into town, and see if he still has a home to go back to when this is all over. You may have squatter trouble, so see if Captain Blanchard will loan you a couple of CSPs. If they're busy Find a few Marines who can help.
oeI know a few who've had similar issues in Amarillo and Lubbock, sir, Ross said. oeRounding up a few who can help won't be a problem.
The CO nodded. oeGood. Mark He asked the XO. oeCheck with the military government people. See what their attitude towards squatters is-especially if the squatters are living in a servicemember's house.
'Will do, Major. Ellis replied.
oeChief, take Kellogg's info and run down his siblings, if you can. Use whatever contacts in the Air Force, Marines, Navy, Army that you've developed via your horse-trading.
oeSir, Ross nodded. oeNo guarantees, though.
oeAs for you, Kellogg The CO nodded at the Airman. oeFor the next ten weeks, until you turn seventeen You work in vehicle maintenance. You're still working with tools, getting grease and oil on you, but it's in a garage, not on the ramp or in a hangar. It's also closer to a bomb shelter if you need to use it. Understood
oeYes, sir! Kellogg's face brightened.
oeGood. You'll be back on the ramp in no time. Any questions
oeNo, sir,
The CO looked at him. He was a good kid, Major Wiser thought. Another life shattered by the war and looking for a way to build a new one. oeAll right: you need anything-especially if you get definite word about your parents Let Chief Ross, Captain O'Donnell, the Exec, or me know. We'll do what we can.
oeThank you,sir. I will do that, Kellogg said.
oeGood. Now, why don't you wait outside I need to talk to Captain O'Donnell.
oeSir. Kellogg replied, saluting.
Guru returned it, and after Kellogg left and closed the door behind him, he turned to his Maintenance Officer and Senior NCO. oeKeep an eye on him. Both of you.
oeWill do, Boss. O'Donnell said.
oeYes, sir. Ross added.
oeGood. That'll be all, both of you. Major Wiser said. After they left, he turned to his Exec. oeWell
Ellis nodded. oeYou handled that better than I could, Boss. Not sure I'd be so...calm.
oeGoalie
oeLittle weird, she said. oeFirst, Frank doing two good things His GIB and lover shook her head. oeThen this Not sure at all how I'd handle it.
Guru looked at her, then his Exec. oeNot something taught in OTS, I'll admit. And probably not at ROTC or the Academy. He saw both nod. oeWhich is probably in the PME we're all missing out on because of the war.
oeSchool of hard knocks, then, Ellis said. oeClass of World War Three.
Goalie nodded, then she noticed their wingmate coming towards the office, and Kara was practically running. oeKara's in a rush.
There was a knock on the door, then it opened. Kara was there. oeBoss, we've got a mission. The birds have been rearmed, and they want us in the air.
oeWhen Guru asked.
oeNow. It's CAS, down in the East German sector. They got a little uppity again, and First Cav and 11th Airborne are hollering for some help.
oeOrdnance
oeBirds have been rearmed from what they were supposed to have. They want us in the air ASAP, Kara said. oeNot just us, but Dave and Flossy as well.
The CO nodded. oeOkay....pass the word to everybody. Gear up and meet at 512.
oeGot you, Kara said. oeI'm gone. She headed out the door.
oeMark Guru turned to his Exec. oeGet your people geared up and ready. Chances are, you'll be right behind us.
Ellis nodded. oeOn my way. He headed on out after Kara.
oeReady Guru turned to his GIB.
Goalie nodded. oeLet's get going.
oeThen we have somewhere to be. Both CO and GIB then headed on out of the office.
After gearing up, both Guru and Goalie headed out to the squadron dispersal, and found their flight, plus Dave and Flossy, waiting at 512's revetment. oeWhat's up Sweaty asked.
oeCAS, down in the East German sector. First Cav and 11th Airborne need some help, and for now We're it. Usual procedures on the radio, and this is likely a divisional level threat, and you all know what that means.
oeSA-6, SA-9, ZSU-23-4, Dave Golen observed. oeAnd MANPADS.
oeNot to mention MiGs, Flossy added.
oeThat, and their own people doing CAS. East Germans and Russians, likely, Guru pointed out. oeIf you run into any of their own CAS people Take the pressure off our guys and splash 'em.
Kara grinned. oeWith pleasure.
oeJust watch out for ground fire-theirs and ours, the CO reminded them. oeOther than that Best bailout area if you're hit is anywhere north of the battle line. Any other questions Heads shook no. oeThen let's hit it.
Crews headed to their aircraft, as Guru and Goalie went for their own, 512. They noticed that Mark-20 Rockeye CBUs had just been loaded, and that meant antiarmor. Sergeant Crowley, the Crew Chief, was waiting. oeMajor, we're locked and cocked. Ordnance guys just finished, and she's ready to go.
oeThanks, Sergeant, Guru said. He and Goalie did a quick walk-around, then mounted the aircraft. After getting strapped in, a quick cockpit check followed, then Guru gave a thumbs-up to Crowley. He got the oeStart Engines signal in reply, and in rapid succession, one, then two, J-79 engines were up and running. As they warmed up, a final check was in order, then Guru called the Tower. oeTower, Corvette Lead with six, requesting taxi and takeoff instructions.
oeCorvette Lead, Tower, replied the controller. oeClear to taxi to Runway Three-three Lima. You are number one in line, and hold prior to the active.
oeRoger that, Tower, Guru said. He gave another thumbs-up, and the ground crew removed the crew ladder and pulled away the wheel chocks. Then Crowley gave the signal to taxi, and Guru taxied the F-4 out of the revetment. When he cleared the revetment, the Crew Chief snapped a salute. Both pilot and GIB returned it, Then Guru taxied to the runway, and held short of it so that the armorers could remove the weapon safeties. Then he contacted the Tower. oeTower, Corvette Lead requesting taxi for takeoff.
oeCorvette Lead, Tower. Clear to taxi for takeoff. Winds are calm.
oeRoger, Tower. Guru replied. He taxied onto the runway, and after he did, Kara taxied 520 in right alongside his bird. As usual, Kara and Brainiac gave a thumbs-up, and both Guru and Goalie returned it. Then, a quick check revealed all set. Ready to go. oeTower, Corvette Lead requesting clear for takeoff.
The Tower flashed a green light. Clear for takeoff.
oeAll set Guru asked Goalie.
oeReady, she replied.
oeCanopy coming down. Guru pulled his canopy down and locked it, and Goalie did the same. A quick glance at 520 to his right showed 520's crew having done the same thing. oeLet's go. He applied full throttle, released the brakes, and 512 rolled down the runway and into the air. At the same time, Kara did the same in 520, and went alongside the CO. Thirty seconds later, it was Sweaty and Hoser's turn, and after that, Dave and Flossy. The six-ship formed up, then set course south for the tankers.
335th TFS Offices: 1500 Hours Central War Time:
Major Matt Wiser was in his office. After debriefing their mission, he had gone into his office to see if any additional paperwork had made its presence known, and he was pleased to see nothing new. The CO then propped his feet on his desk and closed his eyes. A short nap often made him feel refreshed, and he had just closed his eyes, or thought he did, when a voice sounded in his ear.
oeBoss, wake up.
He opened his eyes and found Kara standing over him. oeKara....don't you know your CO needs his beauty rest I was having a nice dream: Me, Goalie, and a few Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, all about to do things nasty enough to get us arrested in a dozen states.
oeSorry to interrupt the dreamland debauchery, but Mark is still out, and so is Don Van Loan. Got a couple things for you, his wingmate replied. With the other two officers out on missions, that left Kara, who was the senior deputy Ops Officer, next in command.
The CO sighed. One thing about being a CO was that you never stopped being one. oeOkay.....what have you got
oeFirst, Doc made it official: Digger is grounded for ten days with that ankle injury. Light duty until then, Kara said, putting a piece of paper in front of the Major.
oeAll right, then. That makes Digger the new day-shift NDO until Doc clears him. And Jang keeps flying with Flossy.
Kara nodded. oeSpeaking of which, our newsies are talking with both of them right now.
Guru's eyes really opened. oeThey get ambushed or what
oeNope, replied Kara. oeMs. Wendt just walked up to 'em, without the crew, and asked if they wanted to talk. They said yes, and, well.... She was referring to Jana Wendt of 9 News Australia and her crew.
oeSay no more, the CO said. oeKodak with 'em Marine Captain Keith oeKodak Crandall was a grounded F-4 back-seater who was doing some PAO duty until he was healed up enough to get back in the cockpit. The news crew was staying with the 335th, and lacking a PAO in the squadron, he had been assigned to fill that job from Marine Air Group 11, the Marine unit the 335th was OPCON to.
oeHe is.
oeGood. What else
oeYeager's people are all billeted, Kara reported. oeThey're getting settled in.
The CO nodded. oeOkay, just don't fleece them tonight. Let them get settled in, see how the animals in the zoo behave, and then tomorrow night Weapons-free.
oeGot you, she said, though none too happily To her, new arrivals were ducks on the pond for the pool table and the poker games.
Major Wiser looked at her. oeJust remember: they're TDY here. Just be nice this first night.
Kara nodded understanding. oeOkay. Oh, I ran into two of his guys. Clancy and Pruitt. They've got 'the look'. Not just from the kill scores on their birds. You can tell. She lowered her voice. oeJust between you and me They really do look like eighth-graders in flight suits.
oeSome people hold their age, oe the CO pointed out. oeI've had people tell me when I was home on leave that if they didn't know how old I was, they'd think I had just graduated high school.
oeI know, but still...
oeNone of our business, Major Wiser reminded her. oeAnything else
oeNot now, but we should have a new mission in thirty minutes.
oeLet me know. And Kara the CO said as she got ready to leave. oeYou do good when Mark and Don are out. Wouldn't surprise me if you got a squadron of your own one day.
oeYeah, twenty years from now. If we all live that long, Kara replied. oeYou know me and paperwork.
Major Wiser knew what she meant. And the peacetime Air Force, when that came around How would those who flew in wartime fit in. oeI do. Let me know when you've got that mission for us.
oeOn my way.
As she left, Goalie came into the office. oeJust got word from Doc.
oeKara told me, Guru said. oeDigger's grounded for ten days.
oeThat, and Kicker definitely has the flu. He'll be in Medical for at least three days.
oeAt least, the CO sighed. oeFridge gets some more flight time.
Goalie nodded. oeHe's been waiting.
oeAll good things come to those who wait. Trouble is, just like Jang, he has to wait for a permanent crew until we lose some people. And that, I don't want. Not now.
His GIB and lover understood what he meant. oeNo letters, Goalie observed.
Guru nodded. oeUh-huh.
Meanwhile, in the squadron office, Master Sergeant Ross was at his desk when Captain Jeb Pruitt came by. oeCaptain, Ross said respectfully. oeWhat can I do for you
oeThey told me you're the go-to guy for some horsetrading, Pruitt replied.
oeMaybe, sir, Ross said. oeWhat can I do for you
oeThe grapevine's buzzing about your Sparrow trouble. Something about a fight with eight Sparrows fired for zero hits. Maybe we can help you guys do something about that.
Ross kept a poker face. oeHow many you talking about, sir Even though they were talking about horsetrading, Ross still showed some respect for Pruitt's status as an officer.
oeRight now Eight, replied Pruitt. oeThen another two dozen when our next shipment comes in. AIM-7Ms, and this would be enough to give you two flights a full Sparrow load. We can take sixteen of your oldest Sparrows off your hands right now, and another sixteen when our next load comes in-and we've got some priority for that. Plus some things for the 474th, and the recipe for the pork tri-tip sandwich the Marines make. He handed Ross a list of things his squadron wanted.
Ross scanned the list. oeSome of these could be tough. As for the Sparrows Normally, I'd go for 'em, but the CO has orders from above to hold off on those.
oeI understand, Pruitt nodded. oeBut I know people in officer detailing, supply, and in MAC. I can plug into your network, and you can plug into mine.
Ross smiled. A new trading partner with some new contacts....and he still hadn't found a new PAO for the 335th. The CO had told him oeDon't make promises you can't keep. And he was still looking. oeSounds good to me, sir. Maybe we can deal.
oeI like the sound of that, Chief.
After Pruitt had left, Ross had gone back to his own (legitimate) paperwork, when the one officer everyone in the 335th-officer and enlisted-loathed, came to his desk. oeMajor Carson What can I do for you, sir Ross asked, silently wishing he could give the snobby Major a kick in the ass. He had a couple of write-ups in hand.
oeMaster Sergeant, Major Frank Carson said in that Boston blue-blood accent of his. oeWhat do you know about Airman First Class Kellogg
oeHe enlisted right out of a refugee camp. Joined the squadron four months ago, sir. He's pretty good in the maintenance shop, his coworkers like him, and no complaints from any of the NCOs or the maintenance officers. Why do you ask, sir
Carson had a grim look on his face. oeKellogg got upset after that CBS report on that mass grave. Seems he's from around here. He got out, but some family, including his parents, didn't. Chances are, they're in that mass grave, but he hasn't been notified yet.
Ross put a palm to his head. oeI'll keep an eye on him, sir.
oeNot just that. He's underage. Two months shy of seventeen. Carson looked at Ross. oeHe should be trying to score a girl at a homecoming dance, not working on F-4s. Not now, anyway. I know about the directive from the Secretary of the Air Force and the Chief of Staff, and what the Marines did.
oeSir, with all due respect, the Marines did a major fuckup with how they handled that, Ross said. oeHave you seen the op-eds
oeI have, Chief, Carson said. oeStill, I think we should send him to Nellis. General Tanner would do the right thing. I tried taking this to the base JAG office, and they're swamped. Anything I send them is not high priority.
Ross nodded. For once, Carson was handling something right, which was a rare event. About as rare as Richard Pryor doing a PG-rated standup comedy routine. But with all the frivolous crap he'd done..... and he also knew what the CO had told him. Anything Carson sent to JAG, OSI, or the IG's office was now automatically trashed. oeI'll take this to the CO. Anything else, sir
oeChief, personally, I might have disobeyed what General Gray pulled, if I was a Marine. I know his intent was good, but the way they went about it.....
Ross was surprised at Carson's sentiments. oeThey fucked it up, sir. He noticed the other write-ups. oeSomething else, sir
oeCaptain Pruitt. He's been trying to 'acquire' our expired Sparrows. Those are munitions we're talking about Chief. There's likely going to be some kind of JAG, OSI, or IG investigation into how we got those bad missiles, and I do not want that compromised. Whoever gave us bad missiles needs to be hauled in front of a General Court-Martial. Is that clear, Sergeant Carson asked, sounding once again like the Frank Burns wannabe everyone was familiar with.
oeYes, sir, Ross replied. He knew the CO would shred those in a heartbeat. oeI can assure you no investigation will be compromised.
oeThank you, Chief.
After Carson left, Ross got up. He had to talk to the CO.
In his office, Guru looked at his senior NCO. oeHow many Sparrows
oeEight right away, sir, Ross replied. oeAnd two dozen more on the next shipment. Captain Pruitt doesn't know we only carry two Sparrows per bird.
oeWhat else does he want the CO asked. When Ross told him, the Major was incredulous. oeAwful nice of him, but is he crazy That suggestion of pork tri-tip is not even edible by anyone's definition.
Goalie looked at both her CO and the Chief. oeHe must have a cast-iron stomach.
oeYou'd have to ask him, Ma'am, Ross replied.
oeHold off on the Sparrows until General Olds cuts us loose. He's still trying to work though General Tanner. And Tanner has to cut through the Air Force bureaucracy, the Major said. oeStill, get plugged into his network, and plug him into yours. Maybe we can do some horsetrading.
Ross nodded. oeYes, sir. There's something else. It's about Airman Kellogg. Ross then explained what Carson had told him. oeSir How are you going to handle this
'He's what Over sixteen and a half Major Wiser asked. Seeing Ross nod, he took out the directive from the Secretary of the Air Force and the Chief of Staff. oeThen I can handle this under CO's discretion.
oeGlad I don't have to make this call, Goalie said. Then she glanced outside the office window. oeOh, shit. Frank's coming.
Guru looked out, and sure enough, the 335's most loathed figure was coming to the office. He turned to Ross. oeChief Stay here. You too, Goalie.
oeIn case you need witnesses Goalie asked.
oeYou got it.
Major Carson went to the CO's office and knocked on the door.
oeCome on in, Frank, the CO said. When Carson came in, he found the CO leaning backwards against the front of his desk. oeWhat do you want this time
oeSir, Carson said, snapping a perfect Academy salute, and seeing the CO sketch a return one. oeI see you've been talking with Chief Ross. It's about Airman Kellogg. He's underage.
oeChief Ross told me, Major Wiser said. oeAnd so
oeSir, I know you all think I'm too by-the-book-
oeYou are, the CO said. oeSo out with it.
oeSir, I think sending him to Nellis might be the best option. I know, we're not Marines, and what Gray did was probably illegal as well.
Guru nodded. oeFor once, we're on the same page. As in thinking Gray's actions being illegal. But Nellis Frank, he's past the sixteen and a half mark. That makes it CO's discretion.
oeSir, the ALMAR, and the directive from the Chief of Staff and the Secretary of the Air Force Carson pointed out. oeIf you send him to Nellis, General Tanner would do the right thing.
oeI may still send him to Nellis, Major Wiser said. oeThen again, maybe not. I want to hear his side of the story first. He went to his phone and called up the Aircraft Maintenance Officer, Capt. Kevin O'Donnell. oeKev Yeah, it's me. Listen. I need you and Airman Kellogg over in my office. When Right now. Good. He hung up the phone, and said. oeKev's bringing him over. Frank You actually did something good today.
oeThank you, sir. It's not all. Captain Pruitt from the F-20 team. He's offering us some Sparrows from the F-20's stash. Along with some other things. Completely violating supply procedures, said Carson.
oeSo Goalie asked. oeA Sparrow's a Sparrow.
oeNot these. They're AIM-7Ms. And our planes aren't wired for them.
oeHow'd you know they're Ms Asked the CO.
oeSaw them on the pylons, Carson replied. oeAll of those F-20s have M models loaded.
Chief Ross shook his head. oeWhy didn't I think of that when I was talking to Captain Pruitt
oeEasy, Chief, Major Wiser said. oeYou saw a deal and jumped at it. We can still work this out, and General Olds hasn't cut us loose. He turned to Carson. oeFrank Thanks for bringing both of these to my attention.
oeYou're welcome, sir. Carson replied politely. And everyone noticed the tone of voice. oeAnd Airman Kellogg
oeI'll handle this. My discretion, remember
oeUnderstood, sir.
I doubt you do, the CO thought to himself. oeYou still got a long way to go to shape up, so keep that in mind.That'll be all. He pointed to the office door.
oeSir. Carson said. He knew not to press his luck. Carson saluted and left the office, and nearly ran into Mark Ellis, who was coming in.
oeBoss The XO asked. oeFrank leaving your office and you didn't throw him out What's the deal
The CO explained, and Ellis was shaking his head. oeFrank actually doing a couple of good things
oeLightning struck-twice, Guru said. oeBut he's got an angle, and I think I know. He knows he's not getting the 335th. But....how about a brand new F-20 squadron They're forming new squadrons and wings, so.....
oeSo, he thinks he can get a squadron of his own that way, Ellis finished. oeMight just work.
oeI doubt it, Goalie said. oeRemember what's in Frank's 201 File. Not to mention his flight record.
oeAnd when General Yeager sees what's in those, I know what he'll say to Frank in that West Virginia drawl of his. 'Request denied.' Guru said. oeAnd who knows what Frank's going to do then
oeNot good, Ellis nodded.
Then there was a knock on the door. It was O'Donnell with Airman Kellogg. oeCome on in, the CO said. Both saluted, and and said, oeReporting as ordered, sir.
oeAs you were, both of you, Major Wiser said. He was rarely this formal, but this occasion.....Kev, I want you here to witness this. Kellogg Major Carson told us. You're underage, right
Airman Brian Kellogg looked at his CO. oeSir
oeMajor Carson told us, Major Wiser said. oeTold Chief Ross first.
The young man looked at his squadron commander. oeHe must've overheard me talking to a couple of friends, sir. About that mass grave. I have a gut feeling my parents are there.
oeAny idea how they got there Goalie asked. oeWere they involved in politics
oeDad was a member of the local GOP, Kellogg said. oeBut he also owned a tractor dealership with forty or so employees, Ma'am.
Heads nodded at that. They all knew that the KGB and their lackeys-whether Stasi, DGI, or PSD, considered anyone with more than twelve employees to be a oeClass Enemy and thus deserving of either oeRe-education or just plain being shot. oeYour Mom The CO asked.
oeShe was in the Republican Women's Club, sir.
oeThere you go, Ellis observed. oeYou been home yet
oeNo, sir, Kellogg replied. oeI helped Dad bury our stuff-valuables, money, stuff from the safe deposit box, in the backyard. Then he gave my brother-Brandon-and I, a thousand dollars, a company truck, and told us to get out, as far away from the Russians as we could. Made it to Laramie, Wyoming, and a FEMA Refugee Camp. Brandon joined the Navy right out of the camp, and I waited until last year. Got tired of waiting, sir.
oeOkay.... Major Wiser said. oeYour brother still in the Navy
oeAs far as I know, sir. Got a couple of letters from him. One after he finished boot, another before I joined up. Said he was going into something, and it was censored. He might have gone into SEALS, sir. They'd censor that, wouldn't they
The CO nodded. oeThey might. You have a sister, right
oeDon't know, sir, said Kellogg. oeShe was a sophomore at UT Austin, and she called home the day of the invasion. Dad told her to get as far away as she could. I heard him say 'Little Rock' then 'Memphis or St. Louis.' Sir, that's all I know about Jenna.
Guru nodded again. He thought for a minute. oeAll right. Kellogg, you're staying. First things first. The CO handed him a blank piece of paper and a pen. oeWrite down your info on your siblings: DOB, social security number, and so on. Give that to Chief Ross.
oeYes, sir.
oeChief Major Wiser asked. oeTomorrow, take him into town, and see if he still has a home to go back to when this is all over. You may have squatter trouble, so see if Captain Blanchard will loan you a couple of CSPs. If they're busy Find a few Marines who can help.
oeI know a few who've had similar issues in Amarillo and Lubbock, sir, Ross said. oeRounding up a few who can help won't be a problem.
The CO nodded. oeGood. Mark He asked the XO. oeCheck with the military government people. See what their attitude towards squatters is-especially if the squatters are living in a servicemember's house.
'Will do, Major. Ellis replied.
oeChief, take Kellogg's info and run down his siblings, if you can. Use whatever contacts in the Air Force, Marines, Navy, Army that you've developed via your horse-trading.
oeSir, Ross nodded. oeNo guarantees, though.
oeAs for you, Kellogg The CO nodded at the Airman. oeFor the next ten weeks, until you turn seventeen You work in vehicle maintenance. You're still working with tools, getting grease and oil on you, but it's in a garage, not on the ramp or in a hangar. It's also closer to a bomb shelter if you need to use it. Understood
oeYes, sir! Kellogg's face brightened.
oeGood. You'll be back on the ramp in no time. Any questions
oeNo, sir,
The CO looked at him. He was a good kid, Major Wiser thought. Another life shattered by the war and looking for a way to build a new one. oeAll right: you need anything-especially if you get definite word about your parents Let Chief Ross, Captain O'Donnell, the Exec, or me know. We'll do what we can.
oeThank you,sir. I will do that, Kellogg said.
oeGood. Now, why don't you wait outside I need to talk to Captain O'Donnell.
oeSir. Kellogg replied, saluting.
Guru returned it, and after Kellogg left and closed the door behind him, he turned to his Maintenance Officer and Senior NCO. oeKeep an eye on him. Both of you.
oeWill do, Boss. O'Donnell said.
oeYes, sir. Ross added.
oeGood. That'll be all, both of you. Major Wiser said. After they left, he turned to his Exec. oeWell
Ellis nodded. oeYou handled that better than I could, Boss. Not sure I'd be so...calm.
oeGoalie
oeLittle weird, she said. oeFirst, Frank doing two good things His GIB and lover shook her head. oeThen this Not sure at all how I'd handle it.
Guru looked at her, then his Exec. oeNot something taught in OTS, I'll admit. And probably not at ROTC or the Academy. He saw both nod. oeWhich is probably in the PME we're all missing out on because of the war.
oeSchool of hard knocks, then, Ellis said. oeClass of World War Three.
Goalie nodded, then she noticed their wingmate coming towards the office, and Kara was practically running. oeKara's in a rush.
There was a knock on the door, then it opened. Kara was there. oeBoss, we've got a mission. The birds have been rearmed, and they want us in the air.
oeWhen Guru asked.
oeNow. It's CAS, down in the East German sector. They got a little uppity again, and First Cav and 11th Airborne are hollering for some help.
oeOrdnance
oeBirds have been rearmed from what they were supposed to have. They want us in the air ASAP, Kara said. oeNot just us, but Dave and Flossy as well.
The CO nodded. oeOkay....pass the word to everybody. Gear up and meet at 512.
oeGot you, Kara said. oeI'm gone. She headed out the door.
oeMark Guru turned to his Exec. oeGet your people geared up and ready. Chances are, you'll be right behind us.
Ellis nodded. oeOn my way. He headed on out after Kara.
oeReady Guru turned to his GIB.
Goalie nodded. oeLet's get going.
oeThen we have somewhere to be. Both CO and GIB then headed on out of the office.
After gearing up, both Guru and Goalie headed out to the squadron dispersal, and found their flight, plus Dave and Flossy, waiting at 512's revetment. oeWhat's up Sweaty asked.
oeCAS, down in the East German sector. First Cav and 11th Airborne need some help, and for now We're it. Usual procedures on the radio, and this is likely a divisional level threat, and you all know what that means.
oeSA-6, SA-9, ZSU-23-4, Dave Golen observed. oeAnd MANPADS.
oeNot to mention MiGs, Flossy added.
oeThat, and their own people doing CAS. East Germans and Russians, likely, Guru pointed out. oeIf you run into any of their own CAS people Take the pressure off our guys and splash 'em.
Kara grinned. oeWith pleasure.
oeJust watch out for ground fire-theirs and ours, the CO reminded them. oeOther than that Best bailout area if you're hit is anywhere north of the battle line. Any other questions Heads shook no. oeThen let's hit it.
Crews headed to their aircraft, as Guru and Goalie went for their own, 512. They noticed that Mark-20 Rockeye CBUs had just been loaded, and that meant antiarmor. Sergeant Crowley, the Crew Chief, was waiting. oeMajor, we're locked and cocked. Ordnance guys just finished, and she's ready to go.
oeThanks, Sergeant, Guru said. He and Goalie did a quick walk-around, then mounted the aircraft. After getting strapped in, a quick cockpit check followed, then Guru gave a thumbs-up to Crowley. He got the oeStart Engines signal in reply, and in rapid succession, one, then two, J-79 engines were up and running. As they warmed up, a final check was in order, then Guru called the Tower. oeTower, Corvette Lead with six, requesting taxi and takeoff instructions.
oeCorvette Lead, Tower, replied the controller. oeClear to taxi to Runway Three-three Lima. You are number one in line, and hold prior to the active.
oeRoger that, Tower, Guru said. He gave another thumbs-up, and the ground crew removed the crew ladder and pulled away the wheel chocks. Then Crowley gave the signal to taxi, and Guru taxied the F-4 out of the revetment. When he cleared the revetment, the Crew Chief snapped a salute. Both pilot and GIB returned it, Then Guru taxied to the runway, and held short of it so that the armorers could remove the weapon safeties. Then he contacted the Tower. oeTower, Corvette Lead requesting taxi for takeoff.
oeCorvette Lead, Tower. Clear to taxi for takeoff. Winds are calm.
oeRoger, Tower. Guru replied. He taxied onto the runway, and after he did, Kara taxied 520 in right alongside his bird. As usual, Kara and Brainiac gave a thumbs-up, and both Guru and Goalie returned it. Then, a quick check revealed all set. Ready to go. oeTower, Corvette Lead requesting clear for takeoff.
The Tower flashed a green light. Clear for takeoff.
oeAll set Guru asked Goalie.
oeReady, she replied.
oeCanopy coming down. Guru pulled his canopy down and locked it, and Goalie did the same. A quick glance at 520 to his right showed 520's crew having done the same thing. oeLet's go. He applied full throttle, released the brakes, and 512 rolled down the runway and into the air. At the same time, Kara did the same in 520, and went alongside the CO. Thirty seconds later, it was Sweaty and Hoser's turn, and after that, Dave and Flossy. The six-ship formed up, then set course south for the tankers.
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