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  • #16
    Originally posted by kato13
    Going even further off topic. Does anyone remember a film where a baby was born inside a tank. I remember the soldier assisting the mother put condoms on his fingers in order to provide some form of sterile barrier when he was touching the baby. Seemed like a good example of field improvisation.
    I think that Chuck Norris was born in a tank... the only way to prevent his powers (even as a baby) from destroying the earth.
    I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

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    • #17
      Originally posted by chico20854
      I think that Chuck Norris was born in a tank... the only way to prevent his powers (even as a baby) from destroying the earth.
      See my sig.
      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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      • #18
        Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by kato13
          Going even further off topic. Does anyone remember a film where a baby was born inside a tank. I remember the soldier assisting the mother put condoms on his fingers in order to provide some form of sterile barrier when he was touching the baby. Seemed like a good example of field improvisation.
          That was "Big Red One" I think with Lee Marvin. Started with him in WWI in one of the last engagements (he killed a German just after the armistice I near a large cross) through to just after the German surrender in 1945 (where once again he almost killed a German but saved his life).
          The baby was born in a destroyed tank near the same cross.
          If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.

          Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"

          Mors ante pudorem

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Legbreaker
            That was "Big Red One" I think with Lee Marvin. Started with him in WWI in one of the last engagements (he killed a German just after the armistice I near a large cross) through to just after the German surrender in 1945 (where once again he almost killed a German but saved his life).
            The baby was born in a destroyed tank near the same cross.
            Thanks, that is it. I remember the cross. There was either a sniper or an observation post hidden in it.

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            • #21
              That's right. I think in 1918 it was used by the German and in 1944-45 by the Americans (while the baby was being delivered).
              If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.

              Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"

              Mors ante pudorem

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              • #22
                LOL I really have to watch that movie again.

                Paul, you might not of meant to high jack the thread, but you did.

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                • #23
                  Not quite sex in a tank, but maybe APC-sex

                  http://media.englishrussia.com/daily-20/24.jpg
                  I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by chico20854
                    Not quite sex in a tank, but maybe APC-sex

                    http://media.englishrussia.com/daily-20/24.jpg
                    You didn't know That's how baby BTR's are born!
                    I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes

                    Entirely too much T2K stuff here: www.pmulcahy.com

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                    • #25
                      Good parking spots are hard to find....
                      If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives.

                      Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect"

                      Mors ante pudorem

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                      • #26
                        I've just come back from doing our weekly shopping and this looks kind of like Tesco's car park, apart from the snow
                        Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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                        • #27
                          Two comments...

                          First sex in the tank.... I was just wondering if he was just shooting Blanks...


                          Second -- it MUST have been a female driver doing the parking!!
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